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Subject: 1001 ways to kill a grunt
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36. Drop him into a tank with mutated sharks that have friggin' laser beams attached to their heads!

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"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

37) Put it in a cage with a Gorrila.
38) Put it in a cage with a Bear.
39) Put it in a cage with my teacher.

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* #? Make him watch the Lifetime Channel for 108 hours without bathroom breaks or snacks.

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40) Strap one to a couple of Oxen and watch them play tug of war

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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

41) Make him sit through two hours of barney

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Posted by: MCs Brother
41) Make him sit through two hours of barney

Ohh, pure hell that would be.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
41) Make him sit through two hours of barney

Ohh, pure hell that would be.


LOL
oh another way is to give him a copyof Halo to play and let him watch his brethren be splattered and smeared by MC. the he'll have a heart-attack.

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Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

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got my AK!!

haha these are good remember lets try to get to 1001

42) stick him in a room with a blonde (no offence to any blondes out there)

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43) Let my chihuahus handle him.

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"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

44) Use it as a football.

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45) knee to the forehead
46) shotgun to the kidneys
47) have them drop the soap in jail

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48)tell him he can fly and throw him off a cliff.
49)shoot an elite and point at the grunt
50)put cyanide in his beer and have a beer drinking contest

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51) tell him that he's bankrupt because of poor stock management, and that there is a suicide fee at the empire state building.

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Kamehameha wave him.

Big Bang Kamehameha him with SSJ 4 Gogeta

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Stick him in a big microwave.

Dress him up like a little boy and send him to the Neverland Ranch

Lock him in a room with MC

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Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

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#? Put em on a catapult and lauch them for Sniper Rifle target practice.

#? Give him a food nipple filled with alka seltzer

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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

60) Stick him in a blender and hit fre'pe. Liquify would work too.

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61) hog tie em' and hang him 20 feet up in tree (his methane will run out)

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Kinda a rip from other peoples... but...

62) Make him watch Fox.

63) Teach him of the ways to use a human shotgun. Tell him the barrel must face him.

64) If you can see him, he can't see you... Jump right infront of him and scream "Surprize!!!"

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Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

65) Come up from a cliff..... With a Pelican!

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66) Test how flammable his methane tank is

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67) Wait till he's asleep and replace his methane tank with an oxygen tank

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beat it to death with blunt objects such as baseball bats, shovels, or golf clubs

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69) make him do maths for the rest of his life

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