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70) tie him to a post and then run the post down with a warthog

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71)eat his face off

72)make him eat puffer fish

73)put him in a cage with the most venomous snakes

74)put him in a cage with an eagle

75)put him in a cage with MC

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How about taking all the needles out of a needler and putting them in the grunts face one at a time then shooting them w/ a magnum and watch the poor little guy explode.

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Dip him in chocolate and give him to Rosie O'donnell

Duct Tape him to a cow(I have no Idea how that will kill him, but it will)

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stab him with a spiked dildo

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80) turn him into a vampire

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81) gut it with a plastic fork
82) throw it in lava and watch it squirm
83) see how many rail road spikes can fit in its head
84) give it AIDS
85) -blam!- it to death
86) make it watch Opera on a loop
87) grab its arm and make it "poke itself" to death
88) beat the hell out of it
89) have it look at Frankie
90) drop it in a pool and see how much methane it has
91) see how many bullets it take to get to the center of a grunty pop-1,2,3,4,5....my Bad, i killled it

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92) put him in a pit of crocs
93)strangle him
94)cut of his -blam!- then make him eat it

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95)the wonders of castration

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Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

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96) turn him into a superhero

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97)get a fat guy to jump on him until his head pops off
98)make him play a gamecube
99)tie him down and cut him into little bits with a chain saw
100)put him in a building and then nuke that building

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101) midget bowling
102) we need more blood for the halo movie
103) tell him to play in traffic
104) sulfuric acid has many uses
105) don't use any lube

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106......tape the grunts lips to a diesel truck.

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Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

HAHA these are good keep it up heres one

107) midget wrestling

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108..........make him ride a motorcycle in the middle of a snow storm

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109)throw him into a meet grinder
110)put him with two hungrey zombies
111)run him over with a combinhavister

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112) tell a brute that the grunt called him "monkey boy!"
113) stab it in the face 16 times!

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114) Give him the food that my lunch ladies make.

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Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

115) Give him a grinded smoothy made out of Hunters.

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116) use him as rocket ammo

117) see how many fich sticks u can feed him before he explodes

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Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

118) Tell him a pellet of Alca Selcer is actually a brave pill.

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119) put him in a room with a bear
120) tell him that magic mushrooms r good 4 ya

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Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

121) tell him the princess of the mushroom kingdom likes him.... hehehe hell sweat so hard hell kill himself

  • 12.23.2004 11:48 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

122) crush him into thousands of tiny pisces then use him as M6D pislot ammo (they wont be too effective)

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123)Give him some rat bait and say its candy
124)Make him play Pulse Racer for 100 hours
125)Make him watch the stock channel for 2 hours

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