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Subject: 1001 ways to kill a grunt
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Why would you want to kill a grunt.I would make him be my pet...

  • 12.23.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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make him watch SCI FI channel until he falls asleep then kill him with one of my teachers socks.

  • 12.23.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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feed him chocolate until he is bloated then dont bother going in your bathroom hill die on the tiolet

  • 12.23.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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smuther him with a bagel with mustard

  • 12.23.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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make him watch boring home video's for 2 minutes.

  • 12.23.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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When his walking into his house drive up to the kerb infront of his house then gun him down with a Tommy gun.

  • 12.23.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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throw him out of the window hopefully he will get hit with a warhog.

  • 12.23.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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make him do my homework, he wont last a minute

  • 12.23.2004 2:35 PM PDT
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put lax in his drink he will kill him self from there {the smell}

  • 12.23.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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ha ha ha

  • 12.23.2004 2:37 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
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Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

hey try to keep track were trying to get to 1001

  • 12.23.2004 2:39 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

next one is # 131

  • 12.23.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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just feed him a piece of poop and tell him its a sandwich with meatloaf

  • 12.23.2004 2:41 PM PDT
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tell him there is a piece of chocolate under that sumo wrestlers but and if the timing write the sumo would fart-there goes the grunt{bbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb, sumo}

  • 12.23.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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pee in a cup and tell him its lemonade.

  • 12.23.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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make him wach the news

  • 12.23.2004 2:49 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

next one is # 135 *rolls eyes*

  • 12.23.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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stick him with a plasma and have him run into his little friends so not only are u killing one grunt but ur killing a lot of them

  • 12.23.2004 4:34 PM PDT
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hire a ninja and have him program himself into the game and have him kill the grunt u wish to kill

not to mention this would probably cost a lot of money and it would waste ur money when u can just shoot him but it would still be really cool

im gonna hire a ninja to kill Goerge bush i mean to play halo with me

  • 12.23.2004 4:37 PM PDT
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um...put a battle rifle clip through its head? lol...how original

  • 12.23.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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go online and buy the coolest looking sword that u can afford

then u program that exact same sword onto halo2

have mc use it by cutting its arms, legs, and tongue(if it has one) and let it sit there and bleed to death

  • 12.23.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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putting mulch and rocks down its throught and hoping it has to breath to survive

  • 12.23.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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Give the grunt to my brother as a pet. He'll annoy it to HELL!

  • 12.23.2004 4:52 PM PDT
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-blam!- it with a plasma sword.

  • 12.23.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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Shove a nade up his ass.

  • 12.23.2004 5:37 PM PDT