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hire the punisher to do ur dirty work while u eat an apple

tell a hunter that the grunt slept with his wife

tell a brute that the grunt said his mum was fat

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  • 12.24.2004 3:47 AM PDT

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Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

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146) make him cook dinner

  • 12.24.2004 4:00 AM PDT

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147. Staple his tongue to a nascar.

  • 12.24.2004 4:09 AM PDT
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148. Put it against some kind of enemy. Preferable the weakest one avaible
149. Send it on a picnic. To the sun.

  • 12.24.2004 4:13 AM PDT

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150. Give it a Flood for Christmas

  • 12.24.2004 4:16 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

151) Feed it Rat poison.

  • 12.24.2004 4:17 AM PDT
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Rip his skull out & kill him with it.

  • 12.24.2004 4:27 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
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147. Staple his tongue to a nascar.



HELL YA NASCAR ROCKS thats the best do far

  • 12.24.2004 6:38 AM PDT
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153) stick him in mortal kombat and make him fight raiden

154) make him clean my room

155) make him fight bruce lee,jet lee and jakie chan at the same time

156) drown him in his own urine

  • 12.24.2004 6:56 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

157) Put him in a bathroom (he'll learn how to pee)

  • 12.24.2004 7:18 AM PDT
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158) Shove him into a main Scarb Cannon and let er rip.
159) Give him the Scarb Gun (handheld) and wait till he blows himself up.

  • 12.24.2004 7:47 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

160) Try to make him load a rocket launcher.

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161)Tell him to eat 5 red peppers.

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162) put him inside a space ship tell him that his going to the moon but relly his going to the sun

  • 12.24.2004 10:46 AM PDT
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Hey, Demon squirrel and abomination, stop with the bumping and number the stinking posts. Also, no political references, dumbass. (I'm talking to demon squirrel)

  • 12.24.2004 11:00 AM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

163) take a spoon and jab him with it multiple times till he dies

  • 12.24.2004 8:59 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

164) pick up a battle rifle throw some of this and wait

  • 12.25.2004 7:35 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

165) slice it with this then ram it with this

  • 12.25.2004 9:48 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

166) shoot it with this

[Edited on 12/26/2004 3:44:25 AM]

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167) tell him laxitives are chocalate,and let him drown in his own crap

168)lock him a room with a mtv and the only working channel is having 42 hour marathon of he teletubbies.Lol

  • 12.26.2004 8:44 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

169) lock him in a room with all the people that posted here

  • 12.26.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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170 lodge a girnade in its butt

  • 12.26.2004 9:46 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

171) give him some ice cream and say he has to take off his mask to eat it

  • 12.26.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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172) Force him to make the holy list of the 1001 odd ways to kill a grunt! (at least, i have!)

http://www.freewebs.com/holylist/1001%20ways%20to%20kill%20a% 20grunt.txt

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  • 12.26.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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173) Tell him that a hunter called him a -blam!-

  • 12.26.2004 3:41 PM PDT