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174) force him to post: "HALO 2 SUCKS!" in new mombasa

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durrrr

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175) Rip his little grunt leg off and beat him to death with the wet end.

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36)Have him stand with two hunters and kill one so the other one goes crazy and kills him

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176)Give him to the Ethiopians

177)Send him to Mexico and tell him to drink the water

178)Hire him as your own personal speed bump

179)Invite him to a party and spike his punch and then let him drive his self home

180)Give him a penny and tell him if he puts it in a plug in he'll get a prize

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181) Slowly shoot every limb off his body, then tell him to try and dodge the needles.....

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182) tell him if he puts his ear close to Mike Tysons mouth, he will hear special secrets.....

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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

183)drop him in pit of not-fed-for-ten-days llamas

184)throw a lava lamp at his face

185)give him a tainted cookeys

186)give him a letter bomb

187)beat him with a wet noodle

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188) Strap him onto the track of a roller coaster.

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have a stuntman try to jump over him with a steam roller

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190) Get two Brutes and kill one and point at the grunt.

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eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

have him play russian roulete..........with 6 bullets


give him a cigarrete


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Skull Fuk him

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN....

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Posted by: guy la deoche
Skull Fuk him

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN....

I don't even know what that means...

195) give him grandma candy.

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Throw Video professor discs at him

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Tell it 1001 ways to kill a grunt=heart attack

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tie him up and put him in a sack filled with flood combat forms and throw him in a river,
(an interesting twist on the old medeival punishment of putting someone in a sack with a dog and chicken which would tear them to peices in an effort to escape from drowning.)

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Posted by: ARMARINE 326
have a stuntman try to jump over him with a steam roller


i just had to LOL this

  • 12.27.2004 11:39 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

199) give it a real life

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200) Dress yourself as a female grunt, make him fall in love, then dump him, you'll break his heart....literally. Grunts have weak hearts you know.

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201) beat him with sticks
202) when its your turn with the rock, throw it at him

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203)just stick the grunt in the desert.
204) or the jungle........something will eat the little guy

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205) make him listen to rap

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Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

206) make it sing the words of a rap song

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207) lipo sucktion ..... and lots of it

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