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209. take him to ancient China and train him to be a ninja, then have him fight with 5 ultra super powerful ninjas. chances are he will die.
210. take him to ancient China and train him to be a ninja, then have him fight with 5 ultra super powerful ninjas. after he kills the five ultra super powerful ninjas, shoot him in the face with a shotgun.
211. Wrap him up and give him to Sgt. Johnson as a birthday present. Also give Sarge a rocket launcher.
212. make him come up with 1001 ways to kill a grunt, then choose your favorite and do it to him.
213. make him do my algebra homework. he will die of boredom.
214. put him in an episode of Hamtaro. the father of the girl who owns hamtaro will see the grunt and die of a heart attack caused by shock. then his daughter, very pissed off at the grunt, will take out her army of hamsters (hamtaro is their leader) and stuff them inside of the grunts mouth. then the grunt will take out his plasma pistol, fully charge it, and leave a burning hole in the girls head. shortly after, however, the hamsters will complete their mission and gnaw a hole through the grunt`s spinal cord, paralyzing him. then they will call George W. Bush and he will step on the grunt`s feet, and go away. then shoot the grunt in the head with a pistol. (over exxageration of a simple way to kill a grunt is fun after all! =D)
215. feed him chinese food with large amounts of MSG, and make sure he doesn`t get medical attention.
216. make him play an hour of the game 'Awesome Possum'. the unnesseccary amount of crappy one liners and educational value will kill him.
217. make him try to fix the crashed computer on Zanzibar. we all know that it is impossible, and so he will die of age after long enough of trying.
218. give him a grenade and give him the pin in two to three weeks.