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276. Tie 2 grunts together by the feet and throw them over a clothesline. They will then procede to fight to the death.

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Posted by: Ares823
276. Tie 2 grunts together by the feet and throw them over a clothesline. They will then procede to fight to the death.

so what do you do with the remaining grunt?

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Ares823
276. Tie 2 grunts together by the feet and throw them over a clothesline. They will then procede to fight to the death.

so what do you do with the remaining grunt?


look at 272 and 273 on page 7

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If you cannot kill him by one of the other 275 ways, something is quite wrong with you.

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Posted by: Ares823
If you cannot kill him by one of the other 275 ways, something is quite wrong with you.


it called 1001 ways kill a grunt not 276

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Put it in a sterio and push play.

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The Sims ways
278) order it to go in a room, then when hes in remove the doors

279) ( good if hes bad at cooking) order it to go to the kitchen, remove the doors. have cook something, so he well start a fire.

280) (good if he has bad repair skills) have him pee his pants infront a broken TV. have it try to repair the TV.

[Edited on 1/4/2005 3:11:12 PM]

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Hang it by its snout and tell children it is a pinata.

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racist thread =P

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Posted by: Spinkycleft
racist thread =P

What are you talking about?

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Gruntist....

Teach it how to pull the pin on a grenade, but not how to throw it.

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Hehehe, was more of a joke.

Grunts (as humans know them) are a race that are aligned in the Covanent. This thread is insulting to the race of grunts, therefore is a racist thread towards grunts ^^

Grunt@heart

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Posted by: Spinkycleft
Hehehe, was more of a joke.

Grunts (as humans know them) are a race that are aligned in the Covanent. This thread is insulting to the race of grunts, therefore is a racist thread towards grunts ^^

Grunt@heart

Like I said, what are you talking about? Grunts are worthless and don't deserve to be called a race. They look nice at the end of a plasma sword though.

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Again, Gruntist...

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Spinkycleft
Hehehe, was more of a joke.

Grunts (as humans know them) are a race that are aligned in the Covanent. This thread is insulting to the race of grunts, therefore is a racist thread towards grunts ^^

Grunt@heart

Like I said, what are you talking about? Grunts are worthless and don't deserve to be called a race. They look nice at the end of a plasma sword though.


They pulled off a rebellion, now didn't they? They could have hidden advantages that are never known during warfare.

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Their teeth are the only advantages they have. And the fact that they are short.

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283) run it over with a tractor

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284) Let it die of old age.

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281. Ram him in the arse and pack fudge till it hurts here

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No one click that link.

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Die of old age has been done.

285) Release the hounds

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If you mean the "undead" one, then dont click "KILL THE ALIENS" either..

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Ejaculate in his eyes and on his baby

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No, I meant the link of some guy who harrasses the forums. The ninjas utterly destroyed his posts, so you cannot see them. Just stay on the look out, he has had 2 user names tonight alone.

However, I strongly encouarage everyone to click on the undead and kill the aliens links. heheh

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Posted by: Spinkycleft
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Spinkycleft
Hehehe, was more of a joke.

Grunts (as humans know them) are a race that are aligned in the Covanent. This thread is insulting to the race of grunts, therefore is a racist thread towards grunts ^^

Grunt@heart

Like I said, what are you talking about? Grunts are worthless and don't deserve to be called a race. They look nice at the end of a plasma sword though.


They pulled off a rebellion, now didn't they? They could have hidden advantages that are never known during warfare.


(if he had a hidden power he will need)

286) have one grunt go and do an all out assult on Earth, with no weapons at all, Good luck grunt, give them Hell

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