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Subject: 1001 ways to kill a grunt
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Replace Church with a grunt on Red VS Blue.

Shoot him 97 times with the new pistol then just beat him to death with it. Now it is just a glorified club anyway.

  • 01.04.2005 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: THALIDOMIDE BABY

... Shoot him 97 times with the new pistol then just beat him to death with it. Now it is just a glorified club anyway.


have you play the story mode, its still a one shot to the head for a grunt, stop acting such a ( Thalidomide ) baby, because Bungie tone down you favourite toy

[Edited on 1/4/2005 6:57:29 PM]

  • 01.04.2005 6:45 PM PDT

fill up beer bottles with niquill and tell him its beer and have a drinking contest

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No wonder you foolish humans have a holy war against you, you brought it upon yourself with your racism and disrespect (and our prophets turned crazy)!

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36) Dress him as a female and place him in a room with horny elites.
37) Drop him off a sniper tower onto and energy sword.
38) hypnotize him into thinking Master Chief is his long lost mother.
TAMEZICANS FOREVER!!!!

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you mean:

Posted by: tamezican
288) Dress him as a female and place him in a room with horny elites.
289) Drop him off a sniper tower onto and energy sword.
290) hypnotize him into thinking Master Chief is his long lost mother.
TAMEZICANS FOREVER!!!!

don't want to lose count and all

[Edited on 1/4/2005 9:57:05 PM]

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291) Throw it into the Webmaster's closet right before he wakes up after a binge.

[Edited on 1/4/2005 10:13:30 PM]

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sorry my bad it was really


Posted by: Stalking Puma
291) Throw it into the Webmaster's closet right before he wakes up after a binge.


sorry for that

292) shot him with a plasma pistol, only using 1% of energy with each shot

[Edited on 1/4/2005 10:03:34 PM]

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293) Put a leash on it and throw the other end into the rotors of a helicopter.

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294) Play peek-a-boo! with him... After two, maybe three times he will panic too death.

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295 or 296) put him in New Mombasa, he would kill himself or they will eat him alive

297) make him read this:

Posted by: Texas Ben
OmFg!!!1!! a Hawt Chix0r leiykes mee! Wat teh hell shoold eye doo?!?! Eye Ame ownlyee in sixeth grayde!!!


it almost killed me

[Edited on 1/5/2005 3:37:18 PM]

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298: Rambosho him...and you go first
299: Show him the true meaning of The Anarchist's Cookbook (my personal fav)

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300 and 301) make him eat a grunt thats still alive, after hes done he well die from eating to much

number 300 and this well never ends

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300) shoot him

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too bad i beat you, this one was


Posted by: gamertag xeros5
302) shoot him


we need to keep count since were now at 302 and all

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this is my last post on the subject, because I'm to kill all the grunts. Have a Grunt pilot the death star, and have him blow up his own home planet, after that throw him out the air lock

Thread over

  • 01.06.2005 11:14 AM PDT
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Poor Grunts.

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how about

telling the 1001 way you could kill a grunt, and then watch as he dies of a heart attack

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Posted by: EnderPrime
Poor Grunts.


don't feel sorry for them their in a better place now, away from me

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303) take a pitch fork and stab him in the face with it

304) tell him to look for a needle in a hay stack and then light the haystack on fire

305) Give him a rocket launcher and see if he points it in the right direction (if he knows which side the rocket comes out of)

306) Use the grunt as a football and play football with some 300-pound friends

307) shoot it with a gun of some sort until it dies (WARNING: this is classic!!)

308) tell him that to make a frag grenade work, you have to throw the pin

309) put him inside of a mortar cannon and fire at will

310) burn him over a fire (more like roast him)

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311) make him play fetch with a hunter
312) give him a banana and tell him to feed the brutes
313) give him a banana and tell him to feed the flood
314) give him a stick of dynamite and tell him to make a wish
315) take off his air tank (the thing on his back)
316) switch his air tank for a vaccuum cleanr

  • 01.06.2005 1:33 PM PDT