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Subject: The Twelve Days of Halo...

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Okay, so today is the first day of snow here where I live. I was so inspired by it...that I** wrote this little song. Hopefully I can add some screenshots and music later :)

On the first day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

A flagpole dance by the pine trees. (like you've never dropped a flag in CTF and then proceeded to dance around it!!)

On the second day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

2 Betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the third day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the fourth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the FIF day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots; 3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the sixth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

6 -sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots; 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the seventh day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

7 is darker; 6 -sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the eighth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

8 year olds screaming; 7 is darker; 6 sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the nineth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 -sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the tenth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayal, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the eleventh day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

11 plasma pistols, 10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the twelfth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

12 teabags, 11 plasma pistols, 10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals.....

AND A FLAGPOLE DANCE BY THE PINE TREES!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays one and all!!

~B.B.

**edit**
**Well...now that my girlfriend has figured out how to use her B.net account and come in here to "set me straight", this was a joint effort between her and I while we were driving back from her parents house for Thanksgiving. However, as anyone would know, since I have a "Y" chromosome my contribution to this was the more important contribution. O.o


[Edited on 12.05.2007 9:45 PM PST]

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  • 12.05.2007 6:39 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Oh yes it will!!! They always be after my lucky NOG!!

I'll be updating this regularly, so check back.

~B.B.

  • 12.05.2007 6:42 AM PDT

Posted by: BerserkerBarage
Okay, so today is the first day of snow here where I live. I was so inspired by it...that I wrote this little song. Hopefully I can add some screenshots and music later :)

On the first day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

A flagpole dance by the pine trees. (like you've never dropped a flag in CTF and then proceeded to dance around it!!)

On the second day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

2 Betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the third day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the fourth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the FIF day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots; 3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the sixth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

6 -sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots; 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the seventh day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

7 is darker; 6 -sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the eighth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

8 year olds screaming; 7 is darker; 6 sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the nineth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 -sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the tenth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayal, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the eleventh day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

11 plasma pistols, 10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.

On the twelfth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:

12 teabags, 11 plasma pistols, 10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals.....

AND A FLAGPOLE DANCE BY THE PINE TREES!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays one and all!!

~B.B.


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Posted by: sentenashi
No.
QFT

  • 12.05.2007 7:33 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: xOni
Posted by: sentenashi
No.
QFT


Yeah, I wouldn't expect much more from a person with a 2-day old B.net account. That doesn't make me instantly wary of you.

Go back to Optimatch and complain about Bungie there.

~B.B.

  • 12.05.2007 7:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: BerserkerBarage
Posted by: xOni
Posted by: sentenashi
No.
QFT


Yeah, I wouldn't expect much more from a person with a 2-day old B.net account. That doesn't make me instantly wary of you.

Go back to Optimatch and complain about Bungie there.

~B.B.


QFT

  • 12.05.2007 7:48 AM PDT
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Just for kicks, I'm going to actually try to say something related to the OP.


I liked it. Entertaining. Could have been a little better in my opinion, but none-the-less, it was fun. I'll give it an A+ for the idea, and say.... a solid B for the execution.

  • 12.05.2007 7:54 AM PDT

>> Eternal War
Help save humanity! Join the epic war against the invading Vallcry!

I am a proud user of correct spelling and grammar.

It was actually quite amusing. I liked most of it, but to get the true feeling of the song, try re-wording some lines, some are too long or too short.

  • 12.05.2007 7:57 AM PDT
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How about a more Bungie related versing:

On the first day of Christmas Joe Staten said to me,
You're gonna kill me after Halo 3.

  • 12.05.2007 8:01 AM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

Posted by: PorchMonke4Life
To be fair, YOU weren't the only person who wrote this song! Copyright infringement! I do believe that your wonderful girlfriend helped you write this song! I see how it is, women come up with everything and men just take credit for it. That makes me a sad panda.

Neither of you would have written it if you were not looking for someway to pass the time until you got to play with me again. So in my demented little world I have all the rights to the song. So there.

  • 12.05.2007 8:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: PorchMonke4Life
To be fair, YOU weren't the only person who wrote this song! Copyright infringement! I do believe that your wonderful girlfriend helped you write this song! I see how it is, women come up with everything and men just take credit for it. That makes me a sad panda.
See, this is why I don't tell the women I date about Bungie.net. That way I can steal all their stuff and take credit and they're never the wiser.

lol at this thread!

  • 12.05.2007 9:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: BerserkerBarage
Posted by: xOni
Posted by: sentenashi
No.
QFT


Yeah, I wouldn't expect much more from a person with a 2-day old B.net account. That doesn't make me instantly wary of you.

Go back to Optimatch and complain about Bungie there.
Wow did you really just tell me to leave this forum? Hehe that's funny, there's really no need for you to take that to heart. I apologize if I hurt your feelings or something.

[Edited on 12.05.2007 9:20 AM PST]

  • 12.05.2007 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: xOni
I apologize if I heart your feelings or something.
No, I heart YOUR feelings!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: xOni
I apologize if I heart your feelings or something.
No, I heart YOUR feelings!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
<3333

Wow I can't believe I made that stupid of a spelling error, ha.

  • 12.05.2007 9:20 AM PDT

This song will be stuck in my head all day...

  • 12.05.2007 10:35 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: ShadowFox42O
It looks like you have far too much spare time... wow.


Well, when you have to drive 3 hours back from Thanksgiving, you come up with fun ways to pass the time. This was the by-product. I figured it would be a nice shot of holiday cheer.

~B.B.

  • 12.05.2007 10:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: PorchMonke4Life
Posted by: x Foman123 x
[/quote]See, this is why I don't tell the women I date about Bungie.net. That way I can steal all their stuff and take credit and they're never the wiser.

lol at this thread!


I didn't know that the prostitutes in D.C. had internet connections. Do they charge extra for downloads?
Sadly yes, and it's way more expensive than your mom's webcam. And not nearly as kinky.

  • 12.05.2007 11:46 AM PDT

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  • 12.05.2007 11:54 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: ShadowFox42O
Posted by: PorchMonke4Life
Posted by: ShadowFox42O
It looks like you have far too much spare time... wow.


Says the person who's posting on a website for a video game. Ironic?

Says the racist moron with "porch monkey" in their name? Ironic? Oh, no, just a dumbass.

There's a large difference between coming on here and posting once or twice during my day off , then writing that "song."


You do realize that her, and I did say her, login has nothing to do with expressing a racist sentiment. It does however have to do with a popular movie that makes fun of what people consider racists remarks currently. You do realize that using certain vernacular does not make you a racist right? Using certain vernacular with the intention of it being degrading or malicious makes you a racist, or bigot, or a wide variety of other things. Hers is not.

You do realize that you are criticizing myself, who chances are, have a much much more demanding schedule than you about my time management skills. And then you commented about another person, who I would imagine without much doubt has a much much more demanding schedule than you about her time management skills.

Oh, and I found you calling her a "dumbass" humorous since she's finishing her second year of law school. Go back to your part time job kid and keep the inflammatory statements to yourself. Especially in a thread that's suppose to be about humor and holiday cheer. Keep it up, and I'll become angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

~B.B.

  • 12.05.2007 1:46 PM PDT

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