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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.
Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.
Okay, so today is the first day of snow here where I live. I was so inspired by it...that I** wrote this little song. Hopefully I can add some screenshots and music later :)
On the first day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
A flagpole dance by the pine trees. (like you've never dropped a flag in CTF and then proceeded to dance around it!!)
On the second day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
2 Betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the third day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the fourth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the FIF day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots; 3 barrel rolls; 2 betrayals; and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the sixth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
6 -sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots; 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the seventh day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
7 is darker; 6 -sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the eighth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
8 year olds screaming; 7 is darker; 6 sh**ty spawns; 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the nineth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 -sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the tenth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayal, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the eleventh day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
11 plasma pistols, 10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals, and a flagpole dance by the pine trees.
On the twelfth day of Halo that Bungie gave to me:
12 teabags, 11 plasma pistols, 10 grunts a screamin', 9 gold skulls, 8 year olds playing, 7 is darker, 6 sh**ty spawns, 5 Halo rings!! 4 head shots, 3 barrel rolls, 2 betrayals.....
AND A FLAGPOLE DANCE BY THE PINE TREES!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays one and all!!
~B.B.
**edit**
**Well...now that my girlfriend has figured out how to use her B.net account and come in here to "set me straight", this was a joint effort between her and I while we were driving back from her parents house for Thanksgiving. However, as anyone would know, since I have a "Y" chromosome my contribution to this was the more important contribution. O.o
[Edited on 12.05.2007 9:45 PM PST]