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Has Bungie hit a new low in innuendo?

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your junk in the box
Step 3: Make her open the box

I mean, seriously. That was pretty bad for a description of how to modify Foundry for our soccer playing purposes.

<_< Clever, but bad.
What does everyone else think about this? (Forgive me for overusing the "Soccer mom" comment now. It's just so funny, we can actually say Bungie is officially pleasing them.)

[Edited on 12.07.2007 4:17 PM PST]

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Posted by: evilcam
Gz, I'd kill the whole world for you




3-19-07

New low? I'm sure they have been lower.

I didn't get the soccer mom reference until now, thanks for pointing that out Zag.

I thought it was funny.

  • 12.07.2007 4:22 PM PDT

Posted by: stare3
Posted by: xp3r7k1LL3r
To get a life.


I'm a video gamer, I have multiple lives.


ZOMG COOLEST VIDEO!

i thought it was an SNL reference....

  • 12.07.2007 4:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gzalzi
New low? I'm sure they have been lower.

I didn't get the soccer mom reference until now, thanks for pointing that out Zag.

I thought it was funny.

Oh, I'm not saying that was intentional. (Soccer mom + Innuendo)

I just think the innuendo alone was a bit.. >_> Much. I'm not really complaining that much. If anything, I'm pointing out where Bungie, once again, did something moderately hilarious with something that could've been plenty serious.

Sparten, it might've been.. But it was still pretty crude. ;) SNL is crude at times. :P

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Posted by: evilcam
Gz, I'd kill the whole world for you




3-19-07

Posted by: SS_Zag1
I'm pointing out where Bungie, once again, did something moderately hilarious with something that could've been plenty serious.

And it worked perfectly!

What's not to love?
Edit: Answer: Your mom.

[Edited on 12.07.2007 4:25 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2007 4:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: SS_Zag1
I'm pointing out where Bungie, once again, did something moderately hilarious with something that could've been plenty serious.

And it worked perfectly!

What's not to love?

Nothing. Everything should be loved. It was nice. I had to re-read it about 3 times to get it. Then it sunk in. And I can't get it back out.

  • 12.07.2007 4:25 PM PDT

Haha I'm glad you did reread it. I thought something was fishy about those lines...

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Tis hilarious. What would Bungie be without crude, unprofessional mum jokes?


I tell you what - it would be EA.
AND NO ONE LIKES EA.

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Posted by: Pezz
Tis hilarious. What would Bungie be without crude, unprofessional mum jokes?


I tell you what - it would be EA.
AND NO ONE LIKES EA.
Yo mommas so fat! She had a $2,000 repair Bill from the automotive technician for messing up her own food suspension!

Edit:*English laugh* hahahaha! i lawve making up me aewn jokes.

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YO MAMA SO DUMN SHE BURNT DOWN THE HOUSE MAKING KOOLAID!!!!! LOL LOLLOL

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Posted by: Pezz
Tis hilarious. What would Bungie be without crude, unprofessional mum jokes?


I tell you what - it would be EA.
AND NO ONE LIKES EA.
Well, Activision Blizzard seems to like them. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all.

Also, that joke doesn't surprise me at all. It is pretty amusing though.

Oh, and jbhen, please, check the caps lock.

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Posted by: jbhen
YO MAMA SO DUMN SHE BURNT DOWN THE HOUSE MAKING KOOLAID!!!!! LOL LOLLOL
im going to make a joke about your joke. Yo joke is so dumb! You have to use caps when saying yo momma and everything else. :P Don't be offended im just joking. I should just call myself the person who questions the question the question. Or otherwise. What the hell is the question?!

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  • 12.07.2007 5:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: Pezz
Tis hilarious. What would Bungie be without crude, unprofessional mum jokes?


I tell you what - it would be EA.
AND NO ONE LIKES EA.


I do not like EA either but I like the companies the company swallowed up. That shows you how much EA is a whore, they swallow

Back on topic, I don't even think it was intentional. Bugnie are a bit more obvious with their 'mum' jokes.

  • 12.07.2007 5:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Has Bungie hit a new low in innuendo?

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your junk in the box
Step 3: Make her open the box


It's even funnier when you watch the SNL skit it was taken from. lol.
Bad Bungle.

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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Has Bungie hit a new low in innuendo?

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your junk in the box
Step 3: Make her open the box


It's even funnier when you watch the SNL skit it was taken from. lol.
Bad Bungle.


Yeah, that skit was hilarious. There have been a lot of Internet references to that video, and they always make me laugh. Like, for example, one of Facebook's firsts gifts that you could give was a box with a hole in it.

  • 12.08.2007 1:57 AM PDT

I smell lukems on this one. He posts "Step 1: Cut a hole in the box" frequently in the H3 forum.

How is this any different from "satisfying your mom since 1991?" I love Bungie for being irreverent and juvenile, it shows that they don't take themselves too seriously.

Zag, loosen up!

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It really was hilarious.

  • 12.08.2007 9:57 AM PDT

Posted by: DeeJ
Why don't you just give me ONE SECOND!

It is weak >_> But I got it the first time. Rather gross, bungie.

*walks off lolling*

  • 12.08.2007 11:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Pezz
Tis hilarious. What would Bungie be without crude, unprofessional mum jokes?


I tell you what - it would be EA.
AND NO ONE LIKES EA.
lulz iknorite.

Very clever, Bungie.[/sikbasstardz]

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Posted by: atomic weggie
Zag, loosen up!

I am loose. I wouldn't have brought it up if I didn't want to draw any attention to it. ;)

Silly Bungie. >_>

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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Posted by: atomic weggie
Zag, loosen up!

I am loose. I wouldn't have brought it up if I didn't want to draw any attention to it. ;)

Silly Bungie. >_>
That did not sound right.

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Ehhhh I dunno... jacking someone else's Your Mom joke is a little bit unoriginal. The "cut a hole in a box" joke has been flying around the internet for months now. I lose respect for people who are unable to come up with their own Your Mom jokes, especially since they're so easy. Hell, they're even easier than Zag's mom.

  • 12.09.2007 12:37 AM PDT

This is so weird. I was just saying last week that some of us fans should send them some kind of silly fan mail. Flood Bungie's Box.

[Edited on 12.09.2007 7:06 AM PST]

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