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Subject: Are the Forerunners extinct?
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Hey, are we going to swap life stories here or something? That would keep things going for a while. But the stories have to mention something about Halo, so that the moderators don't kill this thread.

  • 04.18.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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ok, i was watching the e3 video once, and i was like crap, i have to take a poop, so i took a poop, and the poop reminded me of a brute

  • 04.18.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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and also a flood form

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the brute looking poop also felt really good, and i got the relieved feeling like you feel like you weigh less

  • 04.18.2004 7:28 PM PDT
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........okay then. Anything to keep this thread up huh?

  • 04.18.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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That's your life story? Pretty boring. I give it 2 stars for lack of plot and not very interesting. However it does have some redeeming qualities.

  • 04.18.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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special operations elite, yeah i know but where can you find them, besides mailboxes ;)

  • 04.18.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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I just realized, the Forerunners are like American corporations They build big pointless stuff, and are never around when you need them.

  • 04.18.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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and a Forerunner is?

  • 04.18.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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yeah thats true, and bush better get re elected, or we are all gonna die, and corporations like bungie are gonna be over taxed, damn democrates

  • 04.18.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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On the Maw. In the cafeteria where you first incounter elites.

  • 04.18.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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those are black elites?
cool, i bet that is why they are so damn hard

  • 04.18.2004 7:33 PM PDT
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no what makes them hard are the stupid grunts with fuel rod guns

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The black elites try to cluster around areas of high density material, hence dying of lead poisoning. But when there is a lack of such materials, they tend to hide in places that see sunlight once or twice a day. This is in opposition of the gold elites, preferably named goldylocks, which can be found in cabins owned by bears and the common fishbowl.

  • 04.18.2004 7:34 PM PDT
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how do you know this, they forerunner in my closet tells me you are a liar, and i believe him

  • 04.18.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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meow .... i really have nothing to say i just wanna see this post be the number 1 post and beat the other one

  • 04.18.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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do you know what i think, the covies start to lose the war against humans, so they sent majic 8 balls back in time, and when every house hold has one, they are going to realise some sort of secret gas that kills us all, so that they never incounter humans. so if you have a majic 8 ball, get rid of it, and tell your friends

the forerunner in my closet told me this

  • 04.18.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Now for Forerunners. They like to live in George Foreman grills and eat the grease off of the meat. This makes them quite fat and they must burn off energy by running. But they cannot forsee things as well as you would think. They tend to run into walls and have fits of epiphanies and see trains in Montana running loose with Steakhouses and cheese potatoes.

  • 04.18.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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the forerunner in my closet hates grease, and meat, he makes me feed him magic lepercon pubes and what not, and he is not fat

  • 04.18.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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haha george foreman grills, that one was a good one hah... and grunts with fuel rods ugh, i hate those

  • 04.18.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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FORERUNNERS HATE GEORGE FOREMAN AND HIS DAMNED GRILLS, THEY SAY THAT THEY WILL DESTROY THEM ALL, AND THEY ONLY EAT THE MAGICAL PUBES OF THE IRISH!!!!!

  • 04.18.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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That would be the Batman style of Forerunner that is in your closet. Although not too bright they do like chop-upped fisheads in a bucket and being in a tutu biking up a pyramid backwards on a bike with square wheels and no pedals.

  • 04.18.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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wow. bungie is definately going to disconnect this thread. it started out good though

  • 04.18.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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yeah he was doing that last night, it was kinda akward, i couldnt sleep, then he said if i bothered him again he was going to eat my babys and kill me

  • 04.18.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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ok fine, who as questions about the forerunners and where or who they are now?

  • 04.18.2004 7:45 PM PDT