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A couple years ago I asked him for a fire truck after I waited in line for 3 hours. Didn't get itLast year I asked him for a telescope didn't get it.This year I asked him for a lab top computer but I don't plan on getting it.
never trust a man in a red suit that takes little children on his lap.
"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?" Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod
Yes Santa sucks, what else is new?
Posted by: ferretPosted by: halodev1Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.flood control got my AK!!
Posted by: H3CK H0LEThis year I asked him for a lab top computer but I don't plan on getting it.ya i dont think Santa can get you a lab top computer hard for mih to do that ;)
Hail the SI. Keep It Clean
I know Santa doesn't egsist and all, but still he all ready gavin you guys a present, and thats parents and you! It's kind of like: If it weren't for Santa you wouldn't be here right now.
Santas real nice to me.
Santa nice to everyone except people who think he doesn't egsist!
Santa is the big bad corporation, not Microsoft!! Taking advantage of cheap elf labor and making no effort to improve his customer satisfaction. He doesnt even have a return policy!! The outrage!!
Posted by: H3CK H0LEA couple years ago I asked him for a fire truck after I waited in line for 3 hours. Didn't get itLast year I asked him for a telescope didn't get it.This year I asked him for a lab top computer but I don't plan on getting it.That's because you're on Santa's naughty list.
Some guy made this for me.
There was this cartoon I read where Santa became a genetically mutated alien and spent every Christmas fighting a rabbit with a switchblade that had somehow stolen the Groundhog's shadow.So maybe Santa is doing more important things than giving presents to kids.[Edited on 12/24/2004 10:01:03 AM]