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Subject: The Flood Christmas Eve party!
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*Draws a revolver much like the one belonging to The Joker in Batman in the scene where he shoots down the Bat Plane*
I'm up for it.

  • 12.24.2004 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Rabid Gnome
I'm done waiting, I'm going to go have a fake conversation with Cortana. *Walks over the the xbox....*


Somebody plug up the controller ports before he tries something kinky please. I wanna play on that Xbox after I'm done my drink.


... I'm deeply disturbed. And cortana and I are friends, nothing more. I wouldn't violate her like thet.

  • 12.24.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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*hears a car alarm go off*
Damn it! I'll be back in a few guys.

*rushed out the door with that over-sized revolver of his*
*gun shots*
*screeching tires*
*The sight of Necro hanging on the back of his car in terminator-like fassion can be seen from any of the windows*

[Edited on 12/24/2004 7:45:17 PM]

  • 12.24.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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Ok anyway so he was just like wow and was attackin the car and I'm here just like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Now let me have a gun!!!! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Give me a gun! Ok I'll use this plasma rifle!

*runs around shooting at random

  • 12.24.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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*falls down chimney* d*** front door. it wont open automatically, so i took the easy way in... the chimney.*laughs maniaclly* no more door opening for me...

  • 12.24.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Hmmm.... Necro, I see that you will be a formidable opponent... *lunges towards him firing his dual revolvers a la matrix*

  • 12.24.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Rabid Gnome
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Rabid Gnome
I'm done waiting, I'm going to go have a fake conversation with Cortana. *Walks over the the xbox....*


Somebody plug up the controller ports before he tries something kinky please. I wanna play on that Xbox after I'm done my drink.


... I'm deeply disturbed. And cortana and I are friends, nothing more. I wouldn't violate her like thet.


Yes you would. I have Pictures

  • 12.24.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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*enters through a window, covered in soot, blood and something green that nobody can identify*
Sorry about that guys.... Repo Clause just tried jacking my wheels

*looks over to Texas Ben*
Let me guess... you can't wait a minute for me to clean off or somethin'? Hello! I'm covered in this green.... stuff..... wow.... smells kinda funny. Maybe it'll make some good dip for those nachos.

  • 12.24.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Oh screw fighting... Necro is covered in guacamole! *runs up and dips cornchip*

  • 12.24.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Oh screw fighting... Necro is covered in guacamole! *runs up and dips cornchip*

Umm... no... that can't be guacamole.... I think.... it may be... perhaps... why, why yes! It's WASABI !!!

  • 12.24.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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Well since its a christmas party, theres somthing i've always wanted to do...

OmFg y ne 0f U n00bz p14y !-!410 2?! Y u b such 1337 H4><><0rz?!!1!11111

  • 12.24.2004 8:08 PM PDT
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(Loud Explosion)

*Runs By on Fire

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Toaster GO BOOM!!!!!!

  • 12.24.2004 8:09 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Awwww.... I hate that stuff. Ruined a good cornchip too. Oh well. Guess I'll go check in on rabidgnome and cortan.......a.......
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OH MY GOD THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!!! THE XBOX WAS NOT DESIGNED FOR THAT!!!!!!!

  • 12.24.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Ruze
OmFg y ne 0f U n00bz p14y !-!410 2?! Y u b such 1337 H4><><0rz?!!1!11111


3"/3 4/\/\ |\|0+ +3|-| |-|4xx0r!!!!! 3"/3 \/\/|11 p\/\/|\| j00!!!!!!!!!

  • 12.24.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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Hey, it could be worse, I suppose. He could want to have a hot and heavy relationship with an electrical socket

dot dot dot

but yeah, that's pretty grose dude. Get a hobby... preferably outside... not involving an Xbox... or any noise.... or visuals.... or anything.... at all.... yes, I mean nothing.... actually, just sit there. Eat chips if you wish, but don't go near the system, for the love of God or Pete, whichever you choose.

[Edited on 12/24/2004 8:16:11 PM]

  • 12.24.2004 8:14 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

I told him to watch out for that. Who did that xbox belong to? Its probbrabbly ruined now. Oh well. At least he took full advantage of the vibration functionality.

  • 12.24.2004 8:18 PM PDT
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Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! WOW CAFFINE!!!!!!!

*passes out on ground

  • 12.24.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

*pokes madcow with a stick*
...
At least he's quiet now...

  • 12.24.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: madcow2021
Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! Potato! WOW CAFFINE!!!!!!!

*passes out on ground

You think he's Irish?

*hears car alarm again*
DEADMAN! I have to go guys, this guy is going to be a problem all night. You guys better pull some pranks on Madcow while he's out cold - caffiene only lasts so long. Send me some photos too!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a...
*screaching tires*
*pulls out Energy Sword*
WORT WORT WORT!!!

[Edited on 12/24/2004 8:31:31 PM]

  • 12.24.2004 8:28 PM PDT
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Hey, what I do with Cortana is no ones business! And Texas, what you saw was completely natural. It's how next generation consoles are made.

  • 12.24.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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Whoa..........What happened? And why do I have a potato in my pants? You know what, no I don't want to know. If it's like that time in Mardi Gras I really don't want to know.

  • 12.24.2004 9:09 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!

<pulls out huge bazooka>

  • 12.24.2004 9:35 PM PDT
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It's Dodgeball Time!!!

*Gets in massive dodgeball cannon and starts fireing

  • 12.24.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Ghostkilla
How's the story coming along Mc bro?


Slowly. We need some chicks if this is gonna be a real party. I mean real chicks.


Where's Atsumi? It's not a party without Atsumi, Obbi, at least 2 mods, and a jackass(mwa).

  • 12.24.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Christmas is here and I already got my presents! OH YEAH! MGS3, NFSU2! MONEY HA!

  • 12.24.2004 10:16 PM PDT