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Subject: Community Projects: Make me laugh contest

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

The Savior from Reach.

There once was a Spartan from Reach, who came to the great Guilty Spark to beseech
His abandonment on this strange ring, only left him with one thing.
To victory, or bust.
So coming back around to his good pal Spark, not Hal from Two Zero Zero One.
He consulted the mischievous little orb, only to absorb...the truth.
Before Spartan 117 could finish his mission, he had to know the consequences of his decision.
Cortana violently yelled out "Do you know what he is trying to have you do?"
Spartan 117 only has one answer "Is he trying to help?"
Through argument and inquiry, there was no need for a jury.
The truth was revealed: The ring was a great device, full of power - only to destroy life throughout the galaxy within an hour.
Spartan 117 did his best to fight the mighty enemies of Halo, only to taste bitter victory.
The best of both minds saved the galaxy that day, only the fight has been delayed till today.

Poetry...fun.

Enjoy :)

[Edited on 12.11.2007 5:38 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2007 5:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Haha this thread is funny!

Here's another story I wrote. Once again, I recuse myself from the contest, but I have no problem in lamely attempting to make you laugh :-)

It started raining, and a Grunt excitedly stared out the window. Stuffing the last of several large, black worms in his mouth, he ran to the door and strapped on his galoshes. The Grunt stepped outside and giggled as he was immediately drenched from the downpour. Doing a little hopskotch, he skipped over to a storm drain and shouted "Hello!," listening as the echoing "Hello!" was muffled by the sound of the rushing water. He stomped over to a large puddle and took a flying leap, landing with both feet and laughing as the splash soaked an annoyed-looking old Brute nearby. The Grunt somewhat nervously ran away when the Brute growled, and, galoshes flopping ridiculously, he soon came to the top of a large hill. Overcome with happiness, the Grunt broke into a delighted little rain dance with his arms raised above his head.

Just then, a red shot from a Spartan Laser hit him in the face, knocking the Grunt clear off the hilltop. Standing up, two Spartans watched as the Grunt's charred galoshes fell to the ground several hundred yards away. One of the Spartans turned to the other and said, "Interestingly, I haven't seen anybody wearing galoshes since 1988." The other Spartan laughed and agreed.

(Credit for the Grunts for Every Season series goes to its original creator, Red Drunkard, although this story was written by x Foman123 x)

[Edited on 12.11.2007 7:10 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2007 7:09 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Alright, alright! Some good jokes (Foman, I particularly liked your stories), but prizes have been handed out.

Feel free to keep the good times rolling, and thanks for making me feel better!

  • 12.11.2007 7:25 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

This joke is a bit tasteless, but I laughed pretty hard when I heard it.
Yesterday I rear ended a midget at a traffic light. I got out of my car to apologize and give him my information. As he got out of his car he said, "I'm not happy."
"Well, which one are you?"

  • 12.11.2007 7:53 PM PDT
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I wish I had a gun. This gun would shoot small, dancing cupcakes that would home in on its target slowly while singing Its a Small World and dancing in unison. They would surround the enemy an unanimously hug him then explode in a giant cloud of white frosting.

  • 12.11.2007 8:15 PM PDT
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Mourne not your comrades who must dwell / too strong to strive -
Within each steel-bound coffin of a cell, / Buried alive;
But rather mourne the apathetic throng / The cowed, and the meek -
Who see the world’s great anguish and its wrong / And dare not speak.

[group]167741|Diner|Where's the food?[/group]

Edit: Taken care of.

[Edited on 12.11.2007 10:10 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2007 10:09 PM PDT

Posted by: jemima
Wow! Finally! [url= http://www.youfail.org]Here[/url] you go... I have to warn you that it isn't worth it. Such a failure this week. I would rather have not had an update at all.


NOTE TO ALL: MY PM INBOX IS BROKEN AND BUNGIE CANNOT FIX IT. SEND MESSAGES TO MY GT.

Or, Email me at gamefreek96@aim.com
^^^Jemima Got PWNED^^^

Wait, I didn't win right? 'Cause my PM is broken, I do not recieve any messages.

  • 12.12.2007 11:48 AM PDT

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