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Haha this thread is funny!
Here's another story I wrote. Once again, I recuse myself from the contest, but I have no problem in lamely attempting to make you laugh :-)
It started raining, and a Grunt excitedly stared out the window. Stuffing the last of several large, black worms in his mouth, he ran to the door and strapped on his galoshes. The Grunt stepped outside and giggled as he was immediately drenched from the downpour. Doing a little hopskotch, he skipped over to a storm drain and shouted "Hello!," listening as the echoing "Hello!" was muffled by the sound of the rushing water. He stomped over to a large puddle and took a flying leap, landing with both feet and laughing as the splash soaked an annoyed-looking old Brute nearby. The Grunt somewhat nervously ran away when the Brute growled, and, galoshes flopping ridiculously, he soon came to the top of a large hill. Overcome with happiness, the Grunt broke into a delighted little rain dance with his arms raised above his head.
Just then, a red shot from a Spartan Laser hit him in the face, knocking the Grunt clear off the hilltop. Standing up, two Spartans watched as the Grunt's charred galoshes fell to the ground several hundred yards away. One of the Spartans turned to the other and said, "Interestingly, I haven't seen anybody wearing galoshes since 1988." The other Spartan laughed and agreed.
(Credit for the Grunts for Every Season series goes to its original creator, Red Drunkard, although this story was written by x Foman123 x)
[Edited on 12.11.2007 7:10 PM PST]