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Subject: who are these ninjas/moderators
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Is there a difference between a ninja and a moderator? Who are they? What exactly do they do? How do they become moderators? Are they bungie employees?

That stosh guy is awesome. What sets him apart is the flower background. But the guy is funny as hell. He told a guy if he modded his XBOX bungie would come over and blam his mother.

  • 12.26.2004 2:31 AM PDT
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Ninjas are moderators.
Ninjas:
* Shishka
* Stosh
* Yoozel
* Makaveli4Life
* Goweb
* Chris547
* Recon Number 54
* Sigma
* Reiginko
Except for Shishka, they are not Bungie employees.
You become a moderator by kicking ass.
They police the forums.

Also, all Bungie employees get moderator powers.

  • 12.26.2004 2:42 AM PDT
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stosh and Shishka are Master Forum Ninjas, the most powerful and deadly of all the mods.

  • 12.26.2004 4:23 AM PDT
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Yep, they are the dues who keep this place in order and they get to unleash ninjas on those that disobey orders.

  • 12.26.2004 4:31 AM PDT
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also, they make jokes about your mum

  • 12.26.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: just another fan
also, they make jokes about your mum

If it helps to think of them as jokes, then I won't burst anyone's bubble.

LOL

  • 12.26.2004 9:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: just another fan
also, they make jokes about your mum

If it helps to think of them as jokes, then I won't burst anyone's bubble.

Damn your timing, Recon.

  • 12.26.2004 11:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: just another fan
also, they make jokes about your mum

If it helps to think of them as jokes, then I won't burst anyone's bubble.


Does your wife know about that?

  • 12.26.2004 11:24 AM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: just another fan
also, they make jokes about your mum

If it helps to think of them as jokes, then I won't burst anyone's bubble.

Thank you Recon for brightening my day. And being an awesome forum ninja.

  • 12.26.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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If it helps to think of them as jokes, then I won't burst anyone's bubble.

I knew this would get good. Forum humor is hard to do. Sometimes you can't tell if its just your mom having a bad dream and screaming, or if a ninja just dropped out of the ventilation shaft on her.

  • 12.26.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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Man, if i was a forum ninja, it would explain everyting . Including the things that r already explained...

  • 12.27.2004 1:15 AM PDT
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Asking to be granted Moderator Powers ultimately destroys your chances of receiving them.


Even implying that you would like to be demoted* to moderator status lowers your chances substantially.

*I say demoted because once you become a moderator, it's like the Matrix: You've just taken the Red Pill and you get to see just how far the Rabbit Hole [of stupidity] goes, which, as it turns out, is quite a distance.

I Imagine it's like working at a septic plant; filtering garbage. Except, the garbage occasionally spouts vague accusations and rude comments about your sister.

[Edited on 12/27/2004 1:55:42 AM]

  • 12.27.2004 1:54 AM PDT

Thank you Recon for brightening my day.
Is that your mom speaking?

  • 12.27.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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I hear if you say 'Shishka' three times fast, he appears before you and beats the crap out of you with a metal baseball bat.

  • 12.27.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achilles VI
I hear if you say 'Shishka' three times fast, he appears before you and beats the crap out of you with a metal baseball bat.


I just had to try it. Now my arm's broken.

  • 12.27.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achilles VI
I hear if you say 'Shishka' three times fast, he appears before you and beats the crap out of you with a metal baseball bat.


And if you say it in front of a mirror, he comes and takes your skin.

  • 12.27.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Psyched
Posted by: Achilles VI
I hear if you say 'Shishka' three times fast, he appears before you and beats the crap out of you with a metal baseball bat.


And if you say it in front of a mirror, he comes and takes your skin.


I better get ready to clean up before I try this one.

  • 12.27.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achilles VI
I hear if you say 'Shishka' three times fast, he appears before you and beats the crap out of you with a metal baseball bat.


I thought that those energy swords were just in the game. Say shishka 4 times fast and he comes after you with an energy sword in both hands. I guess that means that we will be able to dual wield swords when the downloadable content comes out. I wonder how that will work.

Luckily the energy sword cauterizes the blood vessels on contact so I just played dead. now I have a permanent percing through my abdomen.



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  • 12.27.2004 8:45 PM PDT
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What are these ninjas you speak of?

  • 12.28.2004 12:16 AM PDT
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What are these ninjas you speak of?


I hope your kidding :) Thats what the same question I got answered in this post.

  • 12.28.2004 12:32 AM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

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That stosh guy is awesome. What sets him apart is the flower background. But the guy is funny as hell. He told a guy if he modded his XBOX bungie would come over and blam his mother.



Way to play favorites.

[Edited on 12/28/2004 9:04:56 AM]

  • 12.28.2004 9:04 AM PDT
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Yeah we love you still. Plunger guns are awsome too. Without plunger guns I would have had to do other thing with my time as a child like becoming a serial murderer.

[Edited on 12/28/2004 6:57:30 PM]

  • 12.28.2004 6:56 PM PDT
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Also, there are some administrators around here also. Admins have power... and it's not pretty when they use them tools in the ACP. :)

  • 12.28.2004 10:40 PM PDT