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Subject: Bungie.net Quote Of The Year.
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Posted by: Ghandi 2
They are all good, but I liked Frankie's impersonation the best.
Yes, but do you want to hear the music for the final cutscene in Halo 2? Do do do doobie doobie do do do do...
I was laughing so hard I lost control of all body functions.

  • 12.29.2004 3:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Achilles VI
I have a feeling that as soon as the fanboy community learns of this thread's existance, they will flood it like a Texas basin in the heart of winter.

  • 12.30.2004 8:48 AM PDT
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They're all so good...I went with Frankie's impression of Marty, but Shishka's one about banging on the keyboard was good too.

  • 12.30.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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It doesn't get any funnier than Frankie's impersonation of Marty.

  • 12.30.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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5,7 and 8 are really good, and "i am dumd" is a classic, but I have to go with "Don't be use -blam!-."

  • 12.30.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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I just have to go with 8.

  • 12.30.2004 8:23 PM PDT
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Number 4 is a classic example of someone who had a dissing stick and used it like a plasma sword. He cut him down.

  • 12.30.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Shishka is the insult master.

  • 12.31.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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i think we all know who won bynow... unless an entire city votes for another.

  • 12.31.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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Ok, Shishka won. Now I need a mod to get on to lock this thread, and then maybe make a front page news post.

  • 01.01.2005 12:31 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: Casey
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!

MY ASS HAS CONSUMED MY HAND!

*hand goes in deeper, accompanied by a sucking noise and a nearly shattered back*

IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!!!



That should be the quote of the year

[Edited on 1/1/2005 3:41:29 AM]

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The final rankings in case anybody wants to know:

1st: "Why don't I just bang my head against the keyboard and hope it sounds like english?" - Shishka

T-2nd: Frankie's impersonation of Marty.

T-2nd: "Is obbi a guy or a gir|?" - Frankie
"I don't know, but it's been hitting on both of us." - Yoozel

3rd: "Don't be use -blam!-" - stosh

4th: "My gir|friend moved away"
"Weird, some s|ut just moved in next door" -wambabob

5th: "i am dumd" - Jophus1

6th: "You get to have your own opinion, of course
But man, your opinion sucks" - MakaVeli4LIfe1

7th: "Do that again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod" - stosh

[Edited on 1/1/2005 6:51:05 PM]

  • 01.01.2005 10:37 AM PDT
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"Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos"
"I came, I saw, I castrated the bastards."

This will probably sound stupid but what was Frankies impersonation of Marty. I don't think I have ever heard of it before now.

  • 01.02.2005 7:49 AM PDT
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NOOOOO. I voted for 4. And it lost.

*sob*

  • 01.02.2005 1:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: Casey
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!

MY ASS HAS CONSUMED MY HAND!

*hand goes in deeper, accompanied by a sucking noise and a nearly shattered back*

IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!!!


That should be the quote of the year

That definetely should. I laughed at it actually. I never laugh. Never.

[Edited on 1/2/2005 11:37:22 PM]

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Posted by: CabKiller
Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: Casey
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!

MY ASS HAS CONSUMED MY HAND!

*hand goes in deeper, accompanied by a sucking noise and a nearly shattered back*

IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!!!


That should be the quote of the year

That definetely should. I laughed at it actually. I never laugh. Never.

I believe that was originally stated by Dr. Weird of Aqua Teen Hunger Force (T.V. Show). I'm not positive on this, because I don't watch it that much. But I do rember that he always said "GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!" If someone could clear this up for me they shall be rewarded with my most prized possession, a cookie.

  • 01.03.2005 12:18 PM PDT
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You sir, are correct. *awaits cookie*

  • 01.03.2005 12:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: TRUE BEAST
You sir, are correct. *awaits cookie*

You earned it.

  • 01.03.2005 12:53 PM PDT
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My life is fulfilled.

  • 01.03.2005 1:00 PM PDT
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Number 6. Not the funniest one, but still the best.

  • 01.04.2005 12:13 PM PDT
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I voted for the slut one. Anyways, does anyone know where I could get Frankie's impersonation?

  • 01.04.2005 12:37 PM PDT
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Another funny one from Ash55 during a conversation about handknives in Halo 2.


Posted by: Davester 88
Knives are only useful in my hand.


Posted by: Ash55
You misspelt head.


[Edited on 1/4/2005 12:41:49 PM]

  • 01.04.2005 12:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snipe Assault
I voted for the slut one. Anyways, does anyone know where I could get Frankie's impersonation?

Ta-daaa

  • 01.05.2005 4:45 PM PDT
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I like this one:

Halodude4ever: Wow, four ninjas in a thread! Thats gotta be a record.

Recon Number 54: Nah, sometimes we ALL do fun things as a team, just ask your mo.... you know what? Nevermind.

  • 01.05.2005 9:52 PM PDT

Shishka is bestest!

  • 01.06.2005 2:35 PM PDT