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Subject: Enter The Psyche Of A MADMAN - if you dare.....

My Cortana
Gamertag: Devastator
(XBL Beta Tester)

Whelp, one of my buddies over at our own Xbox fansite decided to make a poem about how he's gonna wipe the floors with our blood at our next Halo-LAN party on the 19th - I thought I'd share with you a glimpse into the psyche of MR MELEE:

"June 19th is coming near,
so it’s time for Mr Melee to spread some fear:

It is June 19th and what do I hear,
it’s Devastator sitting back & cracking a beer.
He tilts his head back and takes a sip,
when all of a sudden he hears what sounds like a very loud whip.
Turning around to see what it could be,
it’s too late Mr Melee’s smiling with glee.
A shot to the head with the shotgun at hand,
puts might Devastator down in the sand.

Who’s else wants some of this proclaims Melee out loud,
the room grows silent as everyone looks around.
Bantha is on the ledge sniping away,
look out Mr Melee is coming your way.
Crack and thump is all you can hear
poor Bantha Skull falls endlessly and shudders in fear.
Melee looks for the next victim to ace
and looks around to see Heat Miser guarding the base.
With Rocket Launcher in hand, Miser is in deep trouble,
within seconds all that’s left of him is a pile of rubble.

With Melee on a killing spree it is time to see who else there could be.

Low and behold a new victim has entered the fray,
and his name is Alien CPA.
Some may feel sympathy is in order,
but this gives Melee some more victims to slaughter.
Looking above Melee sees CPA chilling,
but Melee knows the best way to give him a killing.
Climbing up the ladder it’s all over in a blur
the next thing Melee hears is Killtacular!
Captain Insano appears in the sniping nest,
trying to prove he can play with the best.
He peeks out to check out the non-stop action,
a rocket hits him, now that’s satisfaction!

Respawning back to life Devastator appears,
trying to calm his ever-growing fears.
In the shadows somewhere lurks Mr Melee,
Devastator quickly turns around and starts running away.
All of a sudden what does he see,
Mr Melee throwing a plasma grenade right at his knee.
A blue flash now appears,
Devastator knows his end is near.
With a mighty crash Devastator falls,
boy that Melee has some set of balls.

Thinking this is funny Bantha starts to laugh
but he then realizes his shields are down close to a half.
Along comes Melee behind his back
with one mighty swing all he hears is a crack.
Bantha screams no not again,
Melee just smiles his kills are now up to 10.
Heat Miser is starting to chill,
as he knows Mr Melee awaits on the other side of the hill.
He tries to avoid the beating that he will suffer
but Melee’s moves makes it that much tougher.
Realizing there may be no where to go,
Heat takes him on toe-to-toe.
As he approaches Melee on the run,
one shotgun blast and Miser is done.

Capt Insano and Alien CPA try to team up to win
but the harsh reality of Halo is starting to set in.
A rocket heads near giving them a scare,
the next explosion throws their bodies flying through the air.
Boy that explosion created some fun,
low and behold the game is over Melee has won.

When all is said and done on this day,
Mr Melee will be #1 I say.
But if you had a bad day please don’t despair,
there is plenty more to come if you so dare.
You see November 9th will be here soon too
and I can tell you that it’s all about Halo 2.
Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives
but don’t fret too much and break out in hives.
You know you are all going down and trust me when I declare,
Mr Melee will be the Halo 2 champion fair and square."

  • 06.09.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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good luck mr. melee...can I have leftovers?

  • 06.09.2004 12:17 PM PDT
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love the sig.

  • 06.09.2004 12:17 PM PDT

My Cortana
Gamertag: Devastator
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Ditto man - I just picked up Bubba Ho-Tep last week - damn great Bruce movie

  • 06.11.2004 4:44 AM PDT
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awesome poem.

  • 06.11.2004 6:00 AM PDT