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Dammit . . .
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
Posted by: Fatch SkektorOnce upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away......George Lucas sued someone for copyright infringement.
...But he got only a penny...
Which let him win a trip to...
That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.
Afghanistan, where he was attacked by rabbid donkeys and forced to...
...live the rest of his life as a Donkey Ball Tamer...
Bask in the glory.
...and change his name to Gustave ...[Edited on 12/27/2004 8:33:08 PM]
watch Star Wars Episode 1 and realize how badly he messed up, so he...
...devoted himself to chickflicks...
and realized what a pathetic existence he had and...
.....gave MCs Brother the rights to Star Wars.....
...sold his soul to Satan and screwed up his movie again....except not nearly as bad, but still not that great. Hopefully Episode III will be good.....
but I doubt it.
And then MCs Brother killed Star Wars and proclaimed that the age of Star Trek was upon them......
and everyone groaned...
..except for the Trekkies....
..and far far away someone farted.
...and that one fart disrupted the Pillar of autumns controls........
...But Jar Jar Binks stole the rights and made -blam!- Wars...
...which the President was caught watching....
....Frankie....
...and decided to go on an Oddyssey to overthrow Frankie.......