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Subject: Once Upon a Time....

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

....but the Seven7h column was called into action....

  • 12.27.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

...and with them came black belt Ewoks and mummyfied penguins.......

  • 12.27.2004 11:33 PM PDT
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...with a war chant for blood an lucky charms...

  • 12.27.2004 11:45 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

....upon hearing this chant, the presidential cabinet hoards all the Lucky charms into the bottom of the Pacific ocean, then nukes it, so........

  • 12.27.2004 11:57 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

.....Lucky is out of a job. "They nuked me lucky charms!".....

  • 12.28.2004 12:00 AM PDT
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...The US government went bankrupt and the Star Trek Redshirts revealed themselves as communists as part of their plan to rule the world....

  • 12.28.2004 12:27 AM PDT
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... when all of a sudden bungie put's it's world domination plan in effect. with frankie in the whitehouse.there's no stoping us...

[Edited on 12/28/2004 12:36:50 AM]

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That changed the course of human history. Bungie knew what was going to happen with the events in Halo so they planeed accordingly, and in the year 2552....

  • 12.28.2004 12:40 AM PDT

...Frankie still alive literally eats every last covie bastard...

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... now hes so fat that the earth doesn't have enough natural resources to sustain him and we have too...

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...we have to send him to Jupiter...

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... The combined mass of Frankie and Jupiter cause it to turn into a star...

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...Which then goes trih xeem on all our asses...

[Edited on 12/28/2004 8:12:34 AM]

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...which, incidentally, brought about the next ice age....

  • 12.28.2004 8:25 AM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
Posted by: almighty joe
i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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...where popcorn breathing dragon bunnies ruled over all...

  • 12.28.2004 8:32 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
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Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

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got my AK!!

and we all died...

  • 12.28.2004 8:32 AM PDT
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..and were brought back as mindless minions for the ever-growing Bungie army...

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... the bungie army was well prepared for the covie attack on Earth but were still not successful in stopping the assault...

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......so the Elites and Jackels made a duet cd which won...

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... it featured Janet Jackson so the FCA had to step in…

  • 12.28.2004 10:05 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

...and feed JJ to the popcorn breathing dragon bunnies...

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....which infuriated Micheal Jackson, so he...

  • 12.28.2004 10:19 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

...grabbed his crotch, pulled, and with a girly squeak shot up into the sky to his orbiting death star...

  • 12.28.2004 10:22 AM PDT

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