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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
....but the Seven7h column was called into action....
That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.
...and with them came black belt Ewoks and mummyfied penguins.......
...with a war chant for blood an lucky charms...
....upon hearing this chant, the presidential cabinet hoards all the Lucky charms into the bottom of the Pacific ocean, then nukes it, so........
.....Lucky is out of a job. "They nuked me lucky charms!".....
...The US government went bankrupt and the Star Trek Redshirts revealed themselves as communists as part of their plan to rule the world....
... when all of a sudden bungie put's it's world domination plan in effect. with frankie in the whitehouse.there's no stoping us...[Edited on 12/28/2004 12:36:50 AM]
That changed the course of human history. Bungie knew what was going to happen with the events in Halo so they planeed accordingly, and in the year 2552....
Bask in the glory.
...Frankie still alive literally eats every last covie bastard...
... now hes so fat that the earth doesn't have enough natural resources to sustain him and we have too...
...we have to send him to Jupiter...
... The combined mass of Frankie and Jupiter cause it to turn into a star...
...Which then goes trih xeem on all our asses...[Edited on 12/28/2004 8:12:34 AM]
...which, incidentally, brought about the next ice age....
Posted by: LotusUpPosted by: almighty joei can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline ticketsMake sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anythingYou can't spell slaughter without laughterGamertag: CAPTAIN NORWAY7
...where popcorn breathing dragon bunnies ruled over all...
Posted by: ferretPosted by: halodev1Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.flood control got my AK!!
and we all died...
..and were brought back as mindless minions for the ever-growing Bungie army...
... the bungie army was well prepared for the covie attack on Earth but were still not successful in stopping the assault...
......so the Elites and Jackels made a duet cd which won...
... it featured Janet Jackson so the FCA had to step in…
...and feed JJ to the popcorn breathing dragon bunnies...
....which infuriated Micheal Jackson, so he...
...grabbed his crotch, pulled, and with a girly squeak shot up into the sky to his orbiting death star...