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Subject: Once Upon a Time....
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...got more plastic surgery...

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...and had his "nose" knocked off by a passing comet...

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... that crashed and released a swarm of grunts upon the world...

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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

...release the Spartans....

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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

....so they released every last Spartan.....

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...who decided to leave earth to its fate and go on holiday to the moon (great TV reception)...

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but they realised they didn't have an outlet...

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...So they all got drunk and had sex with each other...

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....And then they all died so the moon monster that had been watching them (Rosie O'Donnel) ate their bodies...

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... and we ask ourselfs where this thread is going...

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.....Then, out of nowhere, an angry falling apart Micheal Jackson shot his kitty bubblegum ray at the earth, which...

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Didn't do anything because Michael Jackson can't do anything right so earth...

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...fired 50 nuclear ICBM's at his big young child infested death star orbiting earth...

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...which triggered the cataclysmic explosion of the cheese factory next door...

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... which caused a riot amongst the worlds cheese lovers, who then rained cheesy death upon the masses...

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But the cheese wasn't cheese it was really all of McDonald's hamburger greese..

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....and wisconsin the cheese state got mad and....

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Posted by: LotusUp
Posted by: almighty joe
i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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...unleashed Bob the Builder's schizophrenic overalls upon the world which...

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...caused the toddler population to revolt, and force everyone to endure the horrors of naptime...

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...and diaper shortages which soon led to the...

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...mass suicide of Alaskan albino kindergardeners and......

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.(period. I killed the Thread!)

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