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...got more plastic surgery...
...and had his "nose" knocked off by a passing comet...
... that crashed and released a swarm of grunts upon the world...
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
...release the Spartans....
That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.
....so they released every last Spartan.....
...who decided to leave earth to its fate and go on holiday to the moon (great TV reception)...
but they realised they didn't have an outlet...
...So they all got drunk and had sex with each other...
....And then they all died so the moon monster that had been watching them (Rosie O'Donnel) ate their bodies...
... and we ask ourselfs where this thread is going...
.....Then, out of nowhere, an angry falling apart Micheal Jackson shot his kitty bubblegum ray at the earth, which...
Didn't do anything because Michael Jackson can't do anything right so earth...
...fired 50 nuclear ICBM's at his big young child infested death star orbiting earth...
...which triggered the cataclysmic explosion of the cheese factory next door...
... which caused a riot amongst the worlds cheese lovers, who then rained cheesy death upon the masses...
But the cheese wasn't cheese it was really all of McDonald's hamburger greese..
....and wisconsin the cheese state got mad and....
Posted by: LotusUpPosted by: almighty joei can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline ticketsMake sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anythingYou can't spell slaughter without laughterGamertag: CAPTAIN NORWAY7
...unleashed Bob the Builder's schizophrenic overalls upon the world which...
...caused the toddler population to revolt, and force everyone to endure the horrors of naptime...
...and diaper shortages which soon led to the...
...mass suicide of Alaskan albino kindergardeners and......
.(period. I killed the Thread!)