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ok make up vs senarios and some one else does a little fan fic on it. l'll get it started

MC vs Doctor Phil

this probly wont take off becasuse the flood seems a little "moody" tonight so i won't ceep my hopes up.

Obiquiet, if your out there please help me start this thread. you are the kin... uh quien of fan fic

  • 12.27.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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He/She hasn't been on all day. I'll start for you, this doesn't seem to be ripping off anything or making fun of anyone so...

MC is sitting with Doctor Phil and asks him to remove a floodling from his leg. "You know," Dr. Phil says in his annoying I'm better than you voice, "you people should look at this person and ask yourselves, do I have any problems? Am I the type of person who would like to become a Flood?" MC tries to hurry him along but Dr. Phil keeps droning on making lame jokes until finally, MC jumps up and shouts "Will you please remove this floodling?" Dr. Phil looks at him and smirks at the audience, "No, I think I will let you work yourself out of this, it helps a persons mind to do these things on their o-ahh!" Just then MC jumped up and started strangling him. He reached down and took the Floodling off his leg and stuck it on Dr. Phil's throat. "Now show me how to take it off, oh wait, you can't because your dead. I guess you just didn't take enough of those vitamins. Pansy."

  • 12.27.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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YAY!!!!! Now for MC vs. Bob Barker!

  • 12.27.2004 8:59 PM PDT
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Master Cheif Vs Link

Ach, you posted one second before me!

[Edited on 12/27/2004 9:01:20 PM]

  • 12.27.2004 9:00 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

MC won tickets to The Price is Right and decied to take Keyes with him. Well, it got time for them to call people down. MC got all excited and he really hoped he would be picked. "Cpt. Keyes, come on down!"

MC got really pissed. Everything got real hazy. When he woke up he found Bob Barker impaled on the Plunko board and all the showgirls tied up with string........string made from Cpt. Keyes' intestine. THE END.


  • 12.27.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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That's really messed up, but funny.

  • 12.27.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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MC vs Mr.T

  • 12.27.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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MC vs. Edward Scissorhands
The Final Showdown

  • 12.27.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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edward stare's at MC and asks:"Does it hurt?" them MC replies:"no but it chafes a little sometimes."

sudenly a basket ball hit's edward in the head and set's him off. al MC could see is a whrl wind of blades and orange rubber.

MC pulls out his smg just to make shure he's got somthing between him and edward. when edward looks at him he sais:" i hate round things, any way what's that resipie of lemon blood squares?" MC's all: " what?" then taking that as a thret, he opens up his smg on Edward and after the slury of mettal, blades ,and gears, adward's all owch!

FIN

  • 12.27.2004 11:02 PM PDT

MC vs Captain Kirk

Theres....................................a cyborgneticilly enhanced human.................on.....the wing

  • 12.27.2004 11:05 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: oneindustriesusa
MC vs Captain Kirk

Theres....................................a cyborgneticilly enhanced human.................on.....the wing


Mr.........Spock. Can you....................use the vulcan nerve pinch?
Negative Captain.
Damnit Spock!
<MC grabs his throat and squeezes>
Light...................growing dim. Can't.....................see. Beam me up.................God.

  • 12.27.2004 11:07 PM PDT
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Kirk vs MC

Kirk: helo i................. need some help. some help with......................................................... ............................................................. ............................kicking your ass!

MC: what? you want me to help you to kick my ass? that makes no sense.

(fires his stun-gun thingy at MC, hit's MC and takes like 1/100 of his shield out)

MC: hah! it was on stun you idiot
Kirk: danm! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHN!!!!!!!!!1
MC: what was that for?
kirk:i don't know
(MC pulls ou pistol and pops one in Kirks foot)
Kirk: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHN!
MC: see there you go again. just because i don't want to hear you scream Kahn again i wont kill you.

FIN

  • 12.27.2004 11:11 PM PDT

Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: oneindustriesusa
MC vs Captain Kirk

Theres....................................a cyborgneticilly enhanced human.................on.....the wing


Mr.........Spock. Can you....................use the vulcan nerve pinch?
Negative Captain.
Damnit Spock!
<MC grabs his throat and squeezes>
Light...................growing dim. Can't.....................see. Beam me up.................God.


Scotty:negative captain I am unable to be you up beacuse the reactors are acting up after I spilled my scotch all over the computers

  • 12.27.2004 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: oneindustriesusa
MC vs Captain Kirk

Theres....................................a cyborgneticilly enhanced human.................on.....the wing


Mr.........Spock. Can you....................use the vulcan nerve pinch?
Negative Captain.
Damnit Spock!
<MC grabs his throat and squeezes>
Light...................growing dim. Can't.....................see. Beam me up.................God.


aw your end was funnier

  • 12.27.2004 11:12 PM PDT
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ok some one do

MC vs MC hammer

  • 12.27.2004 11:14 PM PDT
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c'mon people,


do i have to do it?

  • 12.27.2004 11:21 PM PDT
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I don't know MC Hammer.

  • 12.28.2004 1:49 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

vs alien and predator.

  • 12.28.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
I don't know MC Hammer.


.................................

Anyway....

MC -vs- Boba Fett or Jango Fett

  • 12.28.2004 2:07 PM PDT
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Ummm............ the Covenant?

  • 12.28.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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or the flood/Homer simpson.
I mean you can't seperate them. I mean, we all know they are ONE

  • 12.28.2004 2:10 PM PDT