- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
He/She hasn't been on all day. I'll start for you, this doesn't seem to be ripping off anything or making fun of anyone so...
MC is sitting with Doctor Phil and asks him to remove a floodling from his leg. "You know," Dr. Phil says in his annoying I'm better than you voice, "you people should look at this person and ask yourselves, do I have any problems? Am I the type of person who would like to become a Flood?" MC tries to hurry him along but Dr. Phil keeps droning on making lame jokes until finally, MC jumps up and shouts "Will you please remove this floodling?" Dr. Phil looks at him and smirks at the audience, "No, I think I will let you work yourself out of this, it helps a persons mind to do these things on their o-ahh!" Just then MC jumped up and started strangling him. He reached down and took the Floodling off his leg and stuck it on Dr. Phil's throat. "Now show me how to take it off, oh wait, you can't because your dead. I guess you just didn't take enough of those vitamins. Pansy."