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Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared

I don't play much anymore.


i tried exo clan's arm glitch...didn't work so well

Marine: holy crap it's zordon! (power ranger head guy)

Miranda: i have a date with Guilty Spark

  • 12.30.2007 7:54 PM PDT

еat аll уour рies іn ѕecret сamps
the Shadows are watching.

Posted by: xkevlarpro

Miranda: i have a date with Guilty Spark
That one made me laugh.

  • 12.30.2007 10:17 PM PDT
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We had a few issues with the Infection gametype escaping into the campaign... we're working on it...

  • 12.31.2007 12:17 AM PDT
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Rub some aloe vera on it and you'll be fine.

  • 12.31.2007 12:21 AM PDT

I see what you're doing. And you should be ashamed.
I got another one: "Arm the Bomb, Chief. I would, but, as you can see. That'd be difficult."
Now another one!: JOHNSON: "You mean to tell me that I can't be the head of the house?"

[Edited on 12.31.2007 11:28 AM PST]

  • 12.31.2007 11:12 AM PDT

when do they post who wins?

  • 01.04.2008 10:30 AM PDT

Codeword is ... "codeword". Doh!
Also, now, Alliance FTW!

After finding the Miranda Head Mask, Lopez considered a new career as a female impersonator.

  • 01.04.2008 11:48 AM PDT

OK Bungie, can we get some AIs in forge now?

Dammit where's Simmons, I need some spare parts.

And if you look to your left, you will see...

Marine: When Lord Hood said you came up with a great plan, but wasn't sure if we could pull it off without Chief, I didn't think he meant this...
Keyes: It worked, didn't it? Chief just started the new instant weight loss program.

Marine: Oh my God, what happened to you?!
Keyes: Sorry, that fat suit was killing me.

Marine: Oh my God, what happened to you?
Keyes: I didn't drink enough milk. Milk makes strong bones you know.

Keyes: I will devourer your soul Marine!!
Marine: Get in line. I've got lone sharks, casinos, the devil, and Chief for the time I blew him up in his vehicle in line first.

Marine: HOLY -blam!-! Quick, I need a stick! I need to poke this!

Keyes: OK, I need soem legos.

  • 01.05.2008 10:18 AM PDT

Tru7h & ciliation

Posted by: eRiC 017
Hes a booster. He has 56 killionaires. Only an idiot would notice that he is a booster.
He has 56 killionaires and his top tool of destruction is melee. Specifically assassinations.


Really?

Marine: "Sir, can we get an exorcist in here?"

  • 01.05.2008 5:12 PM PDT

Healthcare these days...

I payed an arm and a leg, but I got enough gas for the warthog!

I've always wanted a pet...

Doesn't it bother you that there is a worm crawling in your ear?

As I grew up, people began to notice changes in my body...

  • 01.06.2008 10:27 AM PDT
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Medic: Johnson, can you pass me that over there? I need it to re-attach the head.

Johnson: This?

Medic: No, not that, I need the headlight fluid.

Johnson: Oh, Private Dohnut bought it all from us yesterday, he also asked if we had any "Elbow grease."

  • 01.07.2008 3:37 AM PDT

-Quaere verum.

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Chairleg Productions presents: 'Console Wars' and 'Games as Art?' (also on Halo Waypoint).

Obviously we need to re-think the UNSC recruitment poster.

  • 01.07.2008 8:55 AM PDT

Codeword is ... "codeword". Doh!
Also, now, Alliance FTW!

"Enough with the head games, Miranda - can't we talk this out?"

  • 01.07.2008 11:05 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Marine:

"Is your body missing or are you just happy to see me?"

  • 01.07.2008 11:37 AM PDT

But though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light.

Wow, thought the winner would be announced by now, been about a month now.

  • 01.07.2008 3:09 PM PDT

I always hated you the most.
My Message Policy

Little did everyone know... that the great journey would lead them to Oz.

  • 01.07.2008 4:19 PM PDT

Lopez has found his mate.

  • 01.09.2008 6:43 PM PDT
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Marine: Oh man, I wish I wasn´t so bald...
Miranda: DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
Marine: MIRANDA!!!!
Miranda: JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS WITH ME, AND I´LL MAKE IT COME TRUE!
Both: MAKA LAKA HI, MAKA HINY HO!!!!!!

  • 01.09.2008 8:19 PM PDT
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***Aberrant Designs***

Finished the fight on September 26,2007, 10:49pm EST
Remembered Reach on September 15th, 2010 9:30pm EST

Marine: Duck....Duck.... Duck
Miranda: *please not me, oh please, oh please, oh please*
Marine: Duck...Duck....GOOSE! *giggles and runs away*
Miranda: You're fired.

  • 01.10.2008 2:46 PM PDT
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when Brute Shot melees go bad

  • 01.10.2008 5:08 PM PDT
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Marine:How did the old Spartan armor helmet get here..?
*puts it on*
Marine: Hmm..comfy..
Head: asdfgghhjkl;' SAVE HALO asdl;g'as;f
Marine: Ugh, it's another one of those prank helmets...damnit Master Chief!
Head: pfft, was Frankie from those guys... dey call demselves Bungah...Bungee...b..b...BUNGIE! BUNGIE, YES!
Marine: You're next Frankie..

[Edited on 01.10.2008 7:57 PM PST]

  • 01.10.2008 7:49 PM PDT

Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it often.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Miranda: Does this out fit make me look fat?

Marine: uuhh...

  • 01.11.2008 9:04 PM PDT

Miranda-Yes, you will go to war, and when you see the cheif, you will arkweld this thermonuclear bomb to his back.

Marine- Yes master!

  • 01.12.2008 12:01 AM PDT