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Loose my mind? Please. I lost my body!
Marine to Miranda, "Hey, nice bod...wanna go out sometime?"
Awesax
In the battle with the Covenant, one must be careful not to lose one's head.
At the end of an obvious statement you must put an obvious statement mark. It looks like this:"The sky is blueisuck"And"This is a sentenceisuck"Narwhal.
Miranda Keyes insisted upon being the first to test the Spartan VII program. We had a few minor setbacks.
Miranda " OMG its Daniel Craig! quick give me that Invis!"
these are sooo old Bungie make new ones.
Iam enjoying Halo Reach and revisiting some past Bungie games, iam a big fan of Bungie and their online community.
Oh my.
lol,loplololololololololollolollolll (;
I suspect llamas are secretly wizards. I <3 poptarts n' milk. I like me. Grimick is defined as: a logical parodox, the act of funnaling a potato down your throat, and a deliciously flavored muffin (with pecons and blueberries). Norway is the Swedish word for 'moron'. My sister has cancer, so i get to use handicap parking and cut small children in line at Disneyland."Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice.""The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."
Marine: CORTANA!!!!! is that you?Keys: Bob, I am your father...
[miranda] "truth i wil kill you with my mind powers!!! ooooo :O"[truth] "noooo!!!!! don't kill me holy head, i surrender"[miranda whispers to johnsonn] "omg, he fell for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
this is what happens when you misuse the holy hand grenade "1,2,5!!!" "three sir" "i mean 3!!"
Check out my Halo 3 Machinma here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNzxWp77Zo
Rofl, just rofl.
~Keep It Clean~
1. Marine: Miranda! What happned!!!!Miranda: I .....I....I...just got RICK ROLLED!2. blame stosh !! 3. Marine: Omg Miranda Miranda: Chuck Noris stared at me and my head fell of...his brain has muscles!!! 4. Marine: Miranda , Miranda , Miranda Miranda: I have Just Played a Fricken 40 Games of Lone wolves and Went up ONLY 2 Times, 5. Marine: You know what why are you always being such a ......a ...a Miranda: Well hey atleast I am a down to earth person[Edited on 08.30.2008 9:00 PM PDT]
You were pwned. :DOwners of the Katana
Kept in secret, zombie Miranda's head was taken off and sealed in a giant pickle jar.Miranda's head is now a animatronic with scripted lines.
I just pooped, SCARY!
I would hate looking at that when I wake up in the morning.
GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA TELL CAPTAIN KEYS!!!!!!!!!
There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.SCFH
Marine to Marine 2: "Ok rookie, lets take you to see....*turns around and sees miranda....* OHHHH MY GAWD!! HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?"Miranda: "What?"
When Miranda's diet goes to the extremes.
c|_|Care mug begs to differ.therewillbecake@aperturescience.com
"I'm so clumsy :PI would lose my body if it didn't render"
Δοκιμάστε και να σταματήσουν να μου- Greek
"God has arisen...............No CrAcKa ShE JuSt LoSt HeR MiNd!"
Miranda demonstrates her Pam Voorhees impression.
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
"power rangers, the flood have invaded earth, go and do well"
My Favourite Screenshot by ME!
Look pa! I gots me a lady head!
>:(
Marine-You know what?Miranda- What?Marine- With out your body, your just ugly.Miranda- Thank you for your compliment.Marine- I'm just here looking out for you.