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Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared
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or.... If only this were Halo 1... I could really use a med pack right now...

  • 12.19.2007 11:56 AM PDT
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1. Does this haircut make my neck look fat?

2. I am the Monitor of Installation … oh, -- blam -- it, just shoot me now.

3. Enough with the Grifball variants, this is sick!

4. If I’m gonna be a Monitor, you better give me some frickin’ laser beam eyes!

  • 12.19.2007 12:10 PM PDT

I'm tired of men staring at my body.

The handicap elevator is too high.

Hey, Auditions for the Chief's face started yesterday.

We have the technology. We can rebuild her...but we don't want to spend a lot of money.

So how's your love life?

This picture is missing something, but I'm not sure what.

Cortana to Chief: But you had something they didn't. Something everybody saw but her...can you guess?...a body.

And why would you make a good Master Chief?
They can see my face!

Marine: Want to play some football?
Miranda: I can't. The only game I can play is kick the can, and that's not very fun anymore.

Gas prices these days...

A picture's worth 1,000 words...but I can't afford it.

So that's what that extra 'blind' skull is from...

I'm hungry!

So...you from around here?

Marine marine next to the wall, now who's weighs the least of them all?

I think I'll name you...Ling Ling Jr.!

Mommy?

I've heard of anerexic...but this?

Hey, you know Walt Disney?





  • 12.19.2007 1:00 PM PDT
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"Need a lift? What way are you HEADING?"

  • 12.19.2007 1:15 PM PDT
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keys never understood why people avoided her...

  • 12.19.2007 1:40 PM PDT

Tru7h & ciliation

Posted by: eRiC 017
Hes a booster. He has 56 killionaires. Only an idiot would notice that he is a booster.
He has 56 killionaires and his top tool of destruction is melee. Specifically assassinations.


Really?

"Look... He has Recon..."

[Edited on 12.20.2007 1:59 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 1:44 PM PDT
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"The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi..."

watch The Empire Strikes Back again if you don't quite understand

  • 12.19.2007 1:58 PM PDT

"It sucking -blam!-s, it -blam!- sucks, it -blam!- blows, it's a piece of -blam!-... and I don't like it."
-AVGN
My reaction to most things on the internet (points for guessing the reference)
Best.Post.Ever.
Epic Bread

Marine: "Bug Report! Score!"

  • 12.19.2007 2:29 PM PDT

ODSTs: Proudly dropping Feet First into Hell since 2525.

Miranda: "My lighting and stunt double need my body to make the me in the gameplay seem real."
Marine: "Well that's the lamest thing I ever heard."
Miranda: "So they're letting me give tours during the rendering to earn extra money."
Marine: "Lamest thing until I heard that."

[Edited on 12.19.2007 2:46 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 2:45 PM PDT

Flours2012
Deathcon_5 on Adelais

A reclaimer is needed to clean up this infestation.
I know you past, your future.
I am floating, you are not.
Damnation! If this is allowed to occur.

  • 12.19.2007 4:45 PM PDT
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When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super-lemons.

I see they finally came up with a weight loss plan that works...

  • 12.19.2007 5:12 PM PDT
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Miranda: This forge stuff has gone too far...

  • 12.19.2007 5:24 PM PDT

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

Wow look at that guy sitting on that pc chair...my god...so ugly

  • 12.19.2007 5:33 PM PDT

Stop pointing that gun at me.

What?Oh yes Harry Potter is my father.

Clap on!Clap...I can't do it!

Marine: The headless horseman is still out there you know.
Keyes: Uh...I'm a WOMAN.

No wonder she won't leave Chief alone...

The Floods got nothing on her.

Overkill on the Halloween Costume? No, Killtacular.

Anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Nicole Richie?

Keyes: I see dead people
Marine: Huh. All I see is a floating head.
Keyes: And that doesn't suprise you?
Marine: When you've seen as much alien sexiness as I have...I mean...um...

Keyes: You have a booger in your nose.

Is it a spider?

Now for some push ups!
Girl or boy kind?
Does it really matter at this point?

You calling me fat?

The Earth is my body man!
We aren't in the 60s anymore.

Marine: Hey, who do you think would win in a fight, you or my shoe?





[Edited on 12.19.2007 7:11 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 7:10 PM PDT

--Maximus: I knew a man who once said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back"
--Commodus: I wonder, did you friend smile at his own death?
--Maximus: You should know. He was you father.

*in really shocked/saddened voice*

Miranda: "I can't has recon?........."

  • 12.19.2007 7:11 PM PDT

One nation, under God I 2012 NBA Champions Miami Heat
1/20/2017 Four more years of hell
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"I need a body"

  • 12.19.2007 7:45 PM PDT
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Miranda: I have no body to talk to. What about you?

Marine: Uh.....Oh darn it! I need to go finish the Fight with Master Chief! (*runs away*) Bye!

  • 12.19.2007 7:47 PM PDT

hatas wanna fight me

"This isn't the men's room..."

  • 12.19.2007 8:14 PM PDT

Johnson:"This is ridiculous! I'm still searchin for Ling-Ling's head, now THIS?!?"

or...

Johnson:"Ah, okay. Maybe i don't know what the ladies like..."

and who could forget...

Miranda:"I am the great and powerful...Wizard of Oz!
Johnson:"I know there's a woman behind a curtain somewhere..."

also, any Scrubs fans out there? This one's for you...

Miranda Head (is actually JD as the floating head doctor): "How the hell did I get here???"

[Edited on 12.19.2007 9:04 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2007 8:52 PM PDT
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Thanks for Team Snipers Bungie.
Mythic Member, Legendary Member and back and forth. i just can't make up my mind!
Campaign - Halo C.E.>Halo 2>Halo 3
Multiplayer - Halo 2>Halo 3>Halo C.E.
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Marine: Griftball anyone?

  • 12.19.2007 9:24 PM PDT
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Gamerscore addict.

MIRANDA...you're a REAL GIRL!!!

  • 12.19.2007 10:32 PM PDT
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Red Rum!

  • 12.19.2007 11:26 PM PDT

Miranda: " This is what happens when you play with tripmines."

  • 12.20.2007 12:57 AM PDT

Marine: Ma'am, they're just outside the kill zone.
Miranda: Well then roll me a few feet closer!

This makes less sense than the time I was hit with my own skull in Sidewinder!

Keyes: Guess the only job I can do now is be a Walmart Greeter.

Keyes: OK, I'm leading this battle againnst Truth. I've stopped a ring from firing that would destroy everything. I have guards around me all the time. Now someone tell me HOW THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!


  • 12.20.2007 4:30 AM PDT
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Ok those RvB guys are taking this Griffball thing WAY too far.

  • 12.20.2007 10:12 AM PDT