Keyes: I can fly like an eagle!
Marine: No you can't, you can't even walk...
Keyes: It's a song. Stop making fun of my...disability.
I've wished upon a star, I've wished upon the moon and sun. I've even wished upon an alien ship for my body, what do you want from me?!?!
Did you fart?
Kickball anyone?
Always wondered what Chief's face looked like...
Keyes: So, what's up?
Marine: Yeah...I'm not comfortable talking to you...
Hell's got nothing on this.
What use is my katana now?
Dammit I'd better get Recon for this!
Huh...did you know that a sword can cut off a head?
So...how are you floating?
I'm a floating head.
Yeah, but why are you floating. In fact, how are you even alive?
Maybe I felt like it, ever think of that? Women can't have choices now? It's all about the man?*rants on and on*.
Well Marine, I said I was going to eat off the floor when you cleaned it anyways...
So...does this count as a purple heart, or a purple body?
MIRANDA KEYES REPORT:
Discharged with 20% disability.
Marine: Aw, sorry guys, it rolled way under there! I can't get close to it.
Keyes: I can! Keyes to the Rescue!
Think if I roll backwards fast enough I can make time go back?
Ew mommy not that one!
So what happened to the rest of you?
It's probably in muesam(spelling?) somewhere.
*Flashes to body* *Kids are poking it with a stick*
So...wanna race?
...That stung a little.
That's it, I need a vacation.
I don't think a chiropractor will be able to help much...
Hey, I'll give you $20 if you let me shove a peanut down your throat to see where it goes.
*Sigh* Nobody ever looked at my body anyways. Everybody loved Cortana...
Marine: So...want to go out some time?
Miranda: Sorry, but I'm going out with Spark now.