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Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared

"I realize this is a 'Team Ball' match, but I am not picking that thing up."

  • 12.20.2007 11:12 AM PDT
Subject: Caption Wizard of Oz
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"Pay No Attention to the man behind the red curtain!"

  • 12.20.2007 11:23 AM PDT

It's just a flesh wound!

  • 12.20.2007 12:28 PM PDT
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I only read the first few so if someone already said it sorry,

Marine "Theres something strange about you today Miranda... did you get a haircut?"

  • 12.20.2007 12:36 PM PDT
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Please Ash... don't kill me... I thought you loved me... you said we will always be together...

RRRRIIIIIINNNGGG RRRRIIINNNGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG GGG!!!

  • 12.20.2007 12:57 PM PDT

Keyes: I can fly like an eagle!
Marine: No you can't, you can't even walk...
Keyes: It's a song. Stop making fun of my...disability.

I've wished upon a star, I've wished upon the moon and sun. I've even wished upon an alien ship for my body, what do you want from me?!?!

Did you fart?

Kickball anyone?

Always wondered what Chief's face looked like...

Keyes: So, what's up?
Marine: Yeah...I'm not comfortable talking to you...

Hell's got nothing on this.

What use is my katana now?

Dammit I'd better get Recon for this!

Huh...did you know that a sword can cut off a head?

So...how are you floating?
I'm a floating head.
Yeah, but why are you floating. In fact, how are you even alive?
Maybe I felt like it, ever think of that? Women can't have choices now? It's all about the man?*rants on and on*.

Well Marine, I said I was going to eat off the floor when you cleaned it anyways...

So...does this count as a purple heart, or a purple body?

MIRANDA KEYES REPORT:
Discharged with 20% disability.

Marine: Aw, sorry guys, it rolled way under there! I can't get close to it.
Keyes: I can! Keyes to the Rescue!

Think if I roll backwards fast enough I can make time go back?

Ew mommy not that one!

So what happened to the rest of you?
It's probably in muesam(spelling?) somewhere.
*Flashes to body* *Kids are poking it with a stick*

So...wanna race?

...That stung a little.

That's it, I need a vacation.

I don't think a chiropractor will be able to help much...

Hey, I'll give you $20 if you let me shove a peanut down your throat to see where it goes.

*Sigh* Nobody ever looked at my body anyways. Everybody loved Cortana...

Marine: So...want to go out some time?
Miranda: Sorry, but I'm going out with Spark now.



  • 12.20.2007 1:04 PM PDT

Tru7h & ciliation

Posted by: eRiC 017
Hes a booster. He has 56 killionaires. Only an idiot would notice that he is a booster.
He has 56 killionaires and his top tool of destruction is melee. Specifically assassinations.


Really?

"Those damn Hayabusa kids"

  • 12.20.2007 1:58 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared
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Marine-Keyes! The women and children were ment to be evacuated an hour ago! Where are they?

Keyes- Delicious....

Marine- What?

Keyes- Their souls were delicious.
Marine- o_O

Keyes-Every. Single. One. Absolutely, delicious.

  • 12.20.2007 2:09 PM PDT
Subject: Caption Wizard of Oz

i just blow stuff up

arbiter watch where you swing that sowrd you almost killed the cammander

  • 12.20.2007 2:10 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared

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My head is huge, Can I has recon now Bungie?? I mean seriously! What does it take to get recon? I am IN the game and don't have it!

  • 12.20.2007 3:30 PM PDT

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The scene from Ghostbusters 2 only the painting got destroyed.

  • 12.20.2007 3:32 PM PDT

"I'm hungry..."

Posted by: Spartan ll7
This isn't where I parked my car...


You get my vote!

But anyway:

Marine: "Okay, then... I'm gonna walk away now."

[Edited on 12.20.2007 4:44 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2007 4:42 PM PDT
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More:

"This new assault rifle kicks ass!!!"


or


"My bad."


  • 12.20.2007 4:45 PM PDT
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Join the Cripple Army!Posted by: mr poopoo232 JKA AS CAPTAIN CRIPPLE!!!!
Posted by: ShadowFox42O
SniperJKA for Capt Cripple 2008!!!!

Flood FTW!

I blame stosh.

  • 12.20.2007 5:20 PM PDT
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Bungie i understand that this is a skull, but you forgot to take the flesh off

  • 12.20.2007 5:38 PM PDT

Cogito Ergo Sum

'Tis but a flesh wound.

  • 12.20.2007 6:00 PM PDT
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Marine: i heard Miranda gives really good head.
or
I guess she got ahead of herself
or
you gotta keep ur head in the game

[Edited on 12.20.2007 6:33 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2007 6:32 PM PDT

If we keeps on flamin', Achronos's goin' to nuke,
When Achronos nukes I'll have no place to stay.
Mean old Achronos taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a Floodian leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Joineth...

"Well at least I still have my beautiful eyes"

  • 12.20.2007 6:53 PM PDT

Tru7h & ciliation

Posted by: eRiC 017
Hes a booster. He has 56 killionaires. Only an idiot would notice that he is a booster.
He has 56 killionaires and his top tool of destruction is melee. Specifically assassinations.


Really?

"I think she was hit by a train, but we never found the body."

  • 12.20.2007 7:09 PM PDT
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BALL DROPPED

  • 12.20.2007 7:56 PM PDT
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Because I'm sooo freaked out by this pic. The perfect caption for this might be any of Megan's lines in the movie, The Exorcist. When she's being excorcised.
2) Im feeling a little lite headed 3) I'm not myself right now 4) "Marine, you best unfeck yourself b/4 I unscrew YOUR HEAD & s*** down YOUR NECK!" - Full Metal Jacket

  • 12.20.2007 8:03 PM PDT
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Marine, I need your undivided attention!

  • 12.20.2007 8:11 PM PDT
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Balled Dropped, that Hilarious! LOL!

  • 12.20.2007 8:12 PM PDT

So the universe is not quite as you thought it was...
You better rearrange your beliefs then, 'cause you certainly can't rearrange the universe.

Finally, the source of the ball in the oddball game type is revealed...

  • 12.20.2007 8:47 PM PDT
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CAUTION - BUNGIE HEALTH WARNING: No you can not has recon, and if you ask for it, well then you are asking for it.



[Edited on 12.21.2007 2:41 AM PST]

  • 12.21.2007 2:33 AM PDT