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Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared
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Miranda-This is why I made the tripmine underpowered.

Marine- How the f--- are you still alive?!

  • 12.22.2007 3:28 PM PDT

Honestly, I don't even notice the head anymore. We mostly just leave her alone because she always wants to talk since she's never invited anywhere anymore...

  • 12.22.2007 3:38 PM PDT

crazy for mlg want to play sometimes

thats just freaky and yet cool

  • 12.22.2007 3:44 PM PDT
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OW! Those Grav hammers hurt!

[Edited on 12.22.2007 6:16 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2007 6:15 PM PDT
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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Miranda: "Hey whats that your neck stepped in, Oh im sorry thats just your body haha"
Marine: "Hey you say that to my shins!"

Also

Marine :What happened!"
Miranda: "My body was holding me back, and it wouldn't harm to lose a couple of pounds so i sold my body"
Marine: "Sold your body! *sigh* Thats a long dark road that leads to all-night parties, buying jewelry and skin tight pants"


[Edited on 12.22.2007 8:15 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2007 8:13 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

Marine: "Something about you looks different commander. Did you cut your hair?"

  • 12.22.2007 8:16 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

Posted by: Aznb01p
Miranda: "Hey whats that your neck stepped in, Oh im sorry thats just your body haha"
Marine: "Hey you say that to my shins!"

Also

Marine :What happened!"
Miranda: "My body was holding me back, and it wouldn't harm to lose a couple of pounds so i sold my body"
Marine: "Sold your body! *sigh* Thats a long dark road that leads to all-night parties, buying jewelry and skin tight pants"
LOL! Was the from the futurama episode when bender sold his body?

  • 12.22.2007 8:23 PM PDT
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MTV presents; True Life, Miranda the bodiless girl

  • 12.22.2007 9:10 PM PDT

Miranda: Awwww D**mit...I broke a nail!
Marine: Hold on...Wait a Minute....Did I just hear you cuss?

[Edited on 12.22.2007 9:36 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2007 9:29 PM PDT

Keyes: OK This is a holdup. Everybody drop your guns and give me your money!

Keyes: Well doctor, my dad left me recently...
Doctor Marine: So would you say you have abandonment issues?
Keyes: Well...maybe...
Doctor Marine: *in a dr. phil voice* Well, there's someone I'd like to to meet...This is your Body. It's been searching for you. You see...it feels abandoned too.
Keyes: Oh I've missed you!
Body:
Keyes: Yes I know, I forgive you too!
Body:
Keyes: Well then go away, I don't need you, go rot in hell!
Marine Doctor: And now our next episode, what happens when someone has anger issues? Find out, after the break.

  • 12.22.2007 10:28 PM PDT

Oh, hello there.

Miranda: Do you see what you do marine? All i wanted to do was sit in the -blam! driver seat! Then you had to go all homicidal didnt You?

  • 12.23.2007 6:59 AM PDT
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I cannot believe no one has said this before me...

"Wheres your head at?"

  • 12.23.2007 8:16 AM PDT

People suck

Posted by: SS_Zag1
Maybe she wants to give that marine head?

... (worst thing I've ever posted on these forums, but hey, it fits the context!)

  • 12.23.2007 9:32 AM PDT

Member since 1/31/2006

Marine to Miranda: Ma'm the Chief is only intereted in floating holograms, not floating heads. Please don't make a fool of yourelf and get your head back on your body.

  • 12.23.2007 9:47 AM PDT

7 days

  • 12.23.2007 11:39 AM PDT

Obey.

Miranda: Now tell me honestly, do I look fat?
or
You know how mothers always say: "If your head wasn't attached to your shoulders..."

[Edited on 12.23.2007 12:53 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2007 12:52 PM PDT

We didn't start the fire! It was always burnin since your head's been turning!
*Billy Joel reference*


Now class, today we'll be disecting a real human body. Everybody take one...yes little Susy?
Uh... sir, I think I'm missing something in mine.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
...Neither.

Miranda: Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is...
...new computer!

What? My body is in the shop.

Yeah, it's getting some decals.

My friend says she only likes men, so guess what's happening to my body!?

My friend only likes men, so guess what's happening to my body!?...It's shopping for men in Home Depot!

  • 12.23.2007 6:50 PM PDT
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Miranda, you may only be a decaptitated levitating head, but i DO have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car ensurance by switching to Gieco.

  • 12.23.2007 9:32 PM PDT

Tru7h & ciliation

Posted by: eRiC 017
Hes a booster. He has 56 killionaires. Only an idiot would notice that he is a booster.
He has 56 killionaires and his top tool of destruction is melee. Specifically assassinations.


Really?

"Wow you noob. You missed the headshot..."

  • 12.23.2007 9:45 PM PDT

Tru7h & ciliation

Posted by: eRiC 017
Hes a booster. He has 56 killionaires. Only an idiot would notice that he is a booster.
He has 56 killionaires and his top tool of destruction is melee. Specifically assassinations.


Really?

Marine: "I used to be a prostitute, too. Sold my body a few times, but nothing like this."

  • 12.23.2007 9:57 PM PDT
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Marine: "Your ass still looks big in those pants."

  • 12.24.2007 2:16 AM PDT
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dont lose your head! It's only the covenant

  • 12.24.2007 7:29 AM PDT

Watch out, it's a flood spore! Step on it!

Spider! Step on it!

Miranda: I can't reach my drink. I need a straw.
Marine: OK here you go!
Miranda: A bendy straw.

  • 12.24.2007 7:42 AM PDT