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Subject: Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared

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Keyes: "Chief! We need you to....where's the Chief?"
Marine: "Uh....he's been gone for around 5 years, ma'am."
Keyes: "Wait! Weren't we just fighting off the Covenent a few moment's ago?!"
Marine: "Uh....no? We have a treaty with them now. Infact, a Elite is running for president of the U.S. Go, K'nay 'Uz!"
Keyes: "What?!"
Marine: "I know he says more than he's promising, but 'Uz brings up some good issues, like this War on Terror that has been going on for the past 500 years, and..."
Keyes: "No! Not that! Since when did we have a treaty?! I can't stand those basterds! After what they did to us! Especially those ugly little Grunts..."
Random Grunt Janitor: "Why would you say that?!....."
Random Grunt Janitor runs away crying...
Marine: "Was that necessary?"
Keyes: "I'm sorry little guy, please don't....wait...where's my body?"
Marine: "What body?"

[Edited on 12.24.2007 9:25 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2007 9:23 AM PDT
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"Marine, fetch me my torso!"

  • 12.24.2007 11:58 AM PDT
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Cortana: And they say Ive got a big head.....

WHAT? It fits. And the one with the Covenant having a treaty with humanity was hilareous!

  • 12.24.2007 12:17 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Sarge: "Miranda, why'd you delete your body?"
Miranda: "I Can Has Recon!?"

  • 12.24.2007 7:26 PM PDT
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"Commander, maybe you should take a load off...oh wait, sorry."

  • 12.24.2007 9:21 PM PDT
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Caption 12: Mommy can we go to marshalls i think i wet my pants

  • 12.24.2007 10:42 PM PDT

Hi! <3

"Hold RB to swap for Miranda's Putrid Rotting Head"

  • 12.24.2007 10:54 PM PDT

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Oh don't worry about that guy, I'm eating him next.

  • 12.25.2007 10:22 PM PDT
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"I'm trying the Mrs. Pacman Diet, Johnson."
or
"Miranda, want to lose over a hundred pounds of ugly fat?"
"Sure! How?" .......

  • 12.25.2007 10:51 PM PDT
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Marine: You sure about that "to war" thing, ma'am? Maybe you should quit while you're a head.

  • 12.26.2007 5:55 AM PDT
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Miranda: Master Chief, why are your pants down?

  • 12.26.2007 8:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: Monkeylizard
WE FOUNDING LINGLING'S HEAD!


This one made me literally laugh out loud!

  • 12.26.2007 3:47 PM PDT

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Truth and Reconciliation , Halo Infinities , Council of the Rising

Marine: My master...I have brought you my...Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!

  • 12.26.2007 5:11 PM PDT

Marine: Wow... I thought when i saw miranda without any clothes it would be a little more "exciting".....

  • 12.26.2007 7:11 PM PDT
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....spongy, bungie, who cares? I got mine!

Miranda was really just Zordon in disguise.

[Edited on 12.26.2007 8:39 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2007 8:24 PM PDT
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" Where are you heading"

  • 12.27.2007 4:29 AM PDT

Miranda: "I've had it up to here with your attitude soldier!"
Marine: "..... Uhhhh.....Up to where?"
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Marine: *all excited* "Hey, my blow up Miranda doll has arrived! ...... But where's the rest of her!? Oh, well.... this will have to do for now....."

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Marine: *Calling out loud* "Captain, I found it! Your wig stand is over here! You left it on the weapon holder...."

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"In the news today, last night Captain Miranda Keys sadly, accidentally, brutally cut her head off while combing her hair.... with an energy sword."
(A little Black Adder reference there)

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Miranda: "Call Bungie. I just found another hole in the map....."

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Miranda: "Alright!! Which one of you messed with the teleporter?!!!!"

  • 12.27.2007 8:18 AM PDT
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wha!?

Keith from the Voltron force: "And i'll form... The head!"

  • 12.27.2007 11:19 AM PDT
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

  • 12.27.2007 11:53 AM PDT

Black Water Ops
Cool Picture I Made

"Judge somebody not by their rank or status, but by how they act and what they do."
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I'm Watching You

What do you think would happen if the Chief never got chosen for the SPARTAN II program??? What if he died while his body went though all of those tests and stuff??? Sweet picture check this one out. [url]=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Screenshot.ashx?size= full&ssid=25227AD7BD4BDDAAF1AC45879F98B818]here[/url]

  • 12.27.2007 1:49 PM PDT
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Sorry ma'am... all the spair SPARTAN bodies are being used.

  • 12.27.2007 6:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

Marine: What in the name of God is that?

  • 12.27.2007 9:35 PM PDT

Long live the Last Refuge!

Marine: O great Mir I come to gain blood

Miranda: You need to drink juice that will bring back your blood. *halo 3 releases* Aw crap I got my body back.

Marnie: Your not a super being you just a girl.

[Edited on 12.28.2007 12:37 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2007 10:46 PM PDT
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thats not a way to get a-head in life
(austin powers)

  • 12.28.2007 12:24 AM PDT