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Subject: Gamer Girls: What is best way to get girls?
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: goweb
Go to a strip club. Plenty of girls there.

Specially designed skank-bots who are programmed to take your money. I read it in OXM so it MUST be true.

Hahahahhahahhahaahahhahaha. Recon makes my sig.

  • 12.30.2004 1:35 AM PDT
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There are no "Gamer girls here". Just geeks of the female persuasion. Oh if you really want to get girls, read the list in that other guys thread, and leave these forums for about a month. And please get a life during that time. lol, I'm jk around.

  • 12.30.2004 1:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: DrummDragon
There are no "Gamer girls here". Just geeks of the female persuasion. Oh if you really want to get girls, read the list in that other guys thread, and leave these forums for about a month. And please get a life during that time. lol, I'm jk around.


Girls can be geeks! I know this hot girl 23-year-old blond chick with blue streaks in her hair that reads fantasy novels and plays Pole Position. Ha! But, you do have a point, coz I KNOW a bunch of dudes voted on my poll.

  • 12.30.2004 1:42 AM PDT
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I'll tell you how I've done it. Pretend to be their friend, when you get to play Halo2 at their house. Take it when they arin't looking. Then place one of those loop rope traps under a tree. Put their Halo2 copy in the loop then, when they try to get it "bam" you got 'em.

Well I suppose you could do that with males as well... Oh... your not talking about getting poeple as in game are you? Umm... Well I think you should ignore what I just said. Because you know, the cops and the Feds... And yea. I need to go do something...

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  • 12.30.2004 4:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: rage of Man
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Act like an ass. That turns us on all the time.


I know, right? That's why I do it!


Wow. I've been doing it all the wrong way. (But i won't start now)

  • 12.30.2004 7:48 AM PDT
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rage of Man: I probabally havn't been here long enough to truely judge you, but by the recent threads you post, you seem like an extremely lonely guy.

You know what.

I think now is a good time to share a bit of my background, if your really up for it, here's a good read its about how the least obvious thing is a cry for a nice lovin'

http://www.atomicmpc.com.au/forums.asp?s=1&c=1&t=5320 3

If you're really desprate, asking on a gaming forum is not going to get you anywhere.

  • 12.30.2004 8:04 AM PDT

gamer tag: CrazyChinchilla

seriously biggest bunch of losers ever, if u cant get a girl you dont need one, its not like its a -blam!- formula or some button combo and they pop out of the screen

  • 12.30.2004 8:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: rage of Man
Posted by: ðcherryð
some rope, tranquilizer darts, dart gun. black clothes, ski mask mask (black) and a fast getaway car usually does it


I am asking the girls! I bet only guys voted on my poll. Haha.


fine dont use my master technique

  • 12.30.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: _Kung
rage of Man: I probabally havn't been here long enough to truely judge you, but by the recent threads you post, you seem like an extremely lonely guy.

You know what.

I think now is a good time to share a bit of my background, if your really up for it, here's a good read its about how the least obvious thing is a cry for a nice lovin'

http://www.atomicmpc.com.au/forums.asp?s=1&c=1&t=5320 3

If you're really desprate, asking on a gaming forum is not going to get you anywhere.



You're right! I am very lonely. How pertuitive of you. Will you be my friend? All my best friends are just as sweetly condescending as you!

  • 01.02.2005 6:51 AM PDT
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Thank you rage of Man for your ageless wisdom on how to get girls. I will never forget it. But you never answered me: Is Master Chief a virgin? Did he ever have a girlfriend?



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Posted by: Texas Ben
There are no geeky girls at my school :(


Have you checked the science club yet?

  • 01.02.2005 8:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Heaugerkerkerk
Thank you rage of Man for your ageless wisdom on how to get girls. I will never forget it. But you never answered me: Is Master Chief a virgin? Did he ever have a girlfriend?



Master Chief is in love with Cortana. Is he a virgin? I didn't read the books. Maybe he is nasty under his helmet.

  • 01.03.2005 5:05 AM PDT

-S

Isn't "what is the best way to get girls" one of those "If you have to ask, you'll never know" questions?

Guess what, kids: Genetically enchanced space marines don't have a libido. So unlike you kids, all the Master Chief thinks about is his next mission.

  • 01.03.2005 9:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Guess what, kids: Genetically enchanced space marines don't have a libido. So unlike you kids, all the Master Chief thinks about is his next mission.


At least he doesn't know what hes missing....

  • 01.03.2005 9:22 AM PDT
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take you "unit" out and smak them in the face
at least that'll get there attention, some might even like it

  • 01.03.2005 11:43 AM PDT

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