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- Intrepid Mythic Member
We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and after ordering a drink he pulls out a miniature person and piano from his pocket. He sets both of them down, and the little man starts playing beautifully. The guy next to him is impressed, and asks, "Where did you get that?"
The first man replies, "From a genie in a magic lamp. Would you like to make a wish?"
The second man agrees, and is handed the lamp. He excitedly rubs it and the genie comes out. The genie says "Tell me what you desire, and it shall be granted."
The second man immediatly yells, "I wish I had a million bucks!", and suddenly there are ducks everywhere; in the bar, spilling into the street, and generally making a nuisance of themselves. The second man asks the first, "What happened? I didn't ask for ducks."
The second man replies, "I know, the genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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There are three blonds and a redhead hanging from a flagpole that is sticking out the side of a building. They know they can't hold on forever, so the redhead says "I think I can swing to that open window over there!"
She swings back and forth, back, forth, jumps, and makes it!
The three blonds clap.
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I have more but I don't feel like taking the time to type them up now. Maybe later.