- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
One day, an old, poor man walks in to a bar. He orders a beer and notices a large jar full of money. The man asks the bartender what the money is for. The bartender replies, "We have a goat out back and we'll pay who ever can make him laugh all the money in that jar." The man goes back to where the goat is, alone, comes back in 5 minutes. The goat is laughing like mad. He gets the money. He comes back a week later and the jar is full again. The man asks what the jar is for. The bartender says, "Whoever can make the goat stop laughing gets the money. The man again goes to where the goat is and about five minutes later comes back and the goat is crying. The man gets the money, and leaves. A week later, again the man comes back. The jar is once again full. "What's it for this time?" The man asks. The bartender tells him that if anyone can figure out how you made him laugh and then cry gets the money. So the man says, "To make him laugh, I told him my c o c k was bigger than his. To make him cry, I proved it too him."