- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
So their is this guy, and he has a problem: he has a REAALY long peanus. Now you might say thats not a problem but it is, women wont get near him beacuse its freakishly big. not good big. So anyways he goes all over to surgeaons everywhere but no one will operate on him, so he finally decides to see a phyciatrists (sp) to see if he can live with it. The doctor gives him a map. The doctor says if he follows the directions it will lead him to a from sitting on a stump in the forest, that frog should help him. The guy dosnt believe it, but after a few days he gets desparate and decideds to follow the map, to his surprise he finds a frog siting on a stump like the doctor says. He tells the frog his problem and asks if the frog can help him, the frog replys "NO!", as soon as the frog says no his peanus is 5 inches smaller. He thinks to himself all he has to do is do that 2 more times and it will be perfect. So he he continues:
*Man*: "frog this is my problem can you help me?"
*Frog*:"NO"
And again it is 5 inches smaller, now he has to do it one more time.
Man:" this is my problem frog, can you help me"
Frog: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, nO NO!!!"
the end