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Subject: Whats the dumdist joke you've heard?
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Preson 1:What do you eat in the morning?
Person 2:Kectup, rubber buns, and liqure
Person 1:What do eat for Lunch?
Person 2:Kepctup, rubber buns, and liqure
Person 1:What do you say to you say to a hot chick on the sidewalk?
Person 2:Kectup, rubber buns, and liqure.

Really -blam!- joke huh?

[Edited on 12/29/2004 8:25:14 PM]

  • 12.29.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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Q: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

A: Foh-drizzle

  • 12.29.2004 8:32 PM PDT
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Guy one: Say 'hello' if you know alot about the ocean
Guy two: Hello
Guy one: Hi!

  • 12.29.2004 8:34 PM PDT
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your face...

  • 12.29.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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Your mom.

  • 12.29.2004 9:02 PM PDT
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Your both idiots.

Q. What has 2 legs and bleeds alot?

A. Half a cat

  • 12.29.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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what do ya call a guy with a block fo wood on his head?
what?
edwood, what do you call a guy with 2 blocks of wood on his head?
what?
edwood wood, what do you call a guy with 3 blocks of wood on his head?
what?
edwood wood wood wood, what do you call a guy with 4 blocks of wood on his head?
what?
i dont know, but edwood wood wood would!!

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  • 12.29.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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why do i always kill threads?

  • 12.29.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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this happened yesterday.

Me and my friend were playing Halo 2 on xbox live and we were playing someone named Baby Chili (hes 5 and not that bad) and my friend said to baby chili why is your name baby chili? is it because your head is shaped like a chili bowl?

  • 12.29.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: hamburgler
this happened yesterday.

Me and my friend were playing Halo 2 on xbox live and we were playing someone named Baby Chili (hes 5 and not that bad) and my friend said to baby chili why is your name baby chili? is it because your head is shaped like a chili bowl?


thats.......not funny

  • 12.29.2004 10:04 PM PDT

._____Metal
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I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

thats.......not funny[/quote]
Hence it's in the worst jokes thread.

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Posted by: GothGuy
thats.......not funny[/quote]
Hence it's in the worst jokes thread.


......oh yea

  • 12.29.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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So their is this guy, and he has a problem: he has a REAALY long peanus. Now you might say thats not a problem but it is, women wont get near him beacuse its freakishly big. not good big. So anyways he goes all over to surgeaons everywhere but no one will operate on him, so he finally decides to see a phyciatrists (sp) to see if he can live with it. The doctor gives him a map. The doctor says if he follows the directions it will lead him to a from sitting on a stump in the forest, that frog should help him. The guy dosnt believe it, but after a few days he gets desparate and decideds to follow the map, to his surprise he finds a frog siting on a stump like the doctor says. He tells the frog his problem and asks if the frog can help him, the frog replys "NO!", as soon as the frog says no his peanus is 5 inches smaller. He thinks to himself all he has to do is do that 2 more times and it will be perfect. So he he continues:
*Man*: "frog this is my problem can you help me?"
*Frog*:"NO"
And again it is 5 inches smaller, now he has to do it one more time.
Man:" this is my problem frog, can you help me"
Frog: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, nO NO!!!"

the end

  • 12.29.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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lol

  • 12.29.2004 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Knives1288
lol

Liked that one didnt you? You sick -blam!-

  • 12.29.2004 10:20 PM PDT