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Subject: B.net holiday gifts

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Alright if you could give someone on B.net a present for the holidays...what would it be? It can be anything really, since we are talking hypothetically of course.

Maybe some new bifocals for Recon, or some of those foam "Hulk" fists for Pezza that go "Pezza smash!", or maybe even a Shift key for Ses? What about a new hamster to replace GJJ's dead one to power his internet. Or a t-shirt for Prommie that says "Teammates trying to push you to your doom are closer than they appear!" Stacks of new keyboards for Foman, for his is obviously worn out.

What do you think? And try to keep them "light-hearted" and not too mean, just a little ribbing for fun.

~B.B.

  • 12.20.2007 2:05 PM PDT

Controlling fission events without incident since May, 2012.

I'd give Foman a real trip mine. God knows how many betrayals he could rack up.

I think I've jabbed the slumbering bear. Running time.

  • 12.20.2007 2:21 PM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Posted by: BerserkerBarage
...or maybe even a Shift key for Ses..

No contest.


[Edited on 12.20.2007 2:35 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2007 2:35 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

A gift card to Denny's for Recon. Old people like to eat there, right?

  • 12.20.2007 2:53 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

Posted by: prometheus25
A gift card to Denny's for Recon. Old people like to eat there, right?


Hmm, what would I give our beloved Prometheus?

10000 billion dollars and the opportunity to play in one of the humpdays.
I'd give evilcam my mom, Zag some manners and Forrest a 35-hour week.

[Edited on 12.20.2007 3:23 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2007 2:55 PM PDT
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Common sense, and respect for others oppinions. Thats what I would give to the Halo 3 forum goers. As for everyone else, probably some game time with the Bungie staff.

  • 12.20.2007 3:07 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: Qbix89
Posted by: prometheus25
A gift card to Denny's for Recon. Old people like to eat there, right?


Hmm, what would I give our beloved Prometheus?

10000 billion dollars and the opportunity to play in one of the humpdays.
I'd give evilcam my mom, Zag some manners and Forrest a 35-hour week.


Now what on Earth would I do with 10 trillion dollars?! Oh wait...pay off the national debt, and still have 900 billion dollars left...

Humpday opportunity, however, I'd kill for. Thanks!

In exchange, I'll give you a 50 in Double Team, 2 round-trip tickets to America so we can hang out together, as well as the ten bucks that I forgot to pay your mother last night.

  • 12.20.2007 3:33 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

I think I love you, Prometheus. <3

  • 12.20.2007 3:35 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: Billy Bishop
Common sense, and respect for others oppinions. Thats what I would give to the Halo 3 forum goers. As for everyone else, probably some game time with the Bungie staff.


Okay, maybe I should have put "possible" gifts =D While we are talking about the H3 forums, how about some Ritalin for them and some Prozac for Optimatch. Or just some group hugs for Optimatch.

I'd say we get a tazer for Zag so he can protect himself the next time he finds himself cornered by the mods on Narrows.

~B.B.

  • 12.20.2007 3:53 PM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

How about an air horn for the Halo 3 and Optimatch forum. I don't think they're loud enough.

  • 12.20.2007 4:44 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

What I call a "gift" may differ from the common definition.

I'd force everyone everywhere to listen to Deathcore metal. They might not appreciate it at first, but over time, Id force them to like it. I'm sure most of you would defy me kicking and screaming, but in the end I know you'd thank me for making you better people.

...just like Tyler Durdan...

In real life, I give everyone I know $20 bills. So, the "gift" I'd be giving you is at least a bit more in the spirit of the holidays than what I'm used to.

  • 12.20.2007 10:01 PM PDT
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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

I would give cam a censor bar so he can censor people in real life.

  • 12.20.2007 10:04 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I would give people the beatings they so richly deserved. Of course I would get the guys who do Dethklok to come and play a set for Cam.

  • 12.20.2007 10:11 PM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

I would give Achilles a voice translator that turns everything he says into Qbert speak.

  • 12.20.2007 10:22 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

Posted by: Senor Leche
I would give Achilles a voice translator that turns everything he says into Qbert speak.

Sorry. It is just the grunt in me.

  • 12.20.2007 10:24 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

A sign for Achilles saying:

"The beatings will continue until morale improves....and you stop being *$^@ing idiots!"

And one of those new coin-op arcade games with the emulator of 100 classic arcade games for Lechie! I loved Q-bert and Burger Time!!

~B.B.

  • 12.20.2007 10:39 PM PDT
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ಠ_ಠ

I would give everyone huggles, and not the good kind either, but the unbearably -blam!- kind.

You will not be happy!

  • 12.20.2007 10:41 PM PDT

Controlling fission events without incident since May, 2012.

Posted by: BerserkerBarage
Posted by: Billy Bishop
Common sense, and respect for others oppinions. Thats what I would give to the Halo 3 forum goers. As for everyone else, probably some game time with the Bungie staff.


Okay, maybe I should have put "possible" gifts =D While we are talking about the H3 forums, how about some Ritalin for them and some Prozac for Optimatch. Or just some group hugs for Optimatch.

I'd say we get a tazer for Zag so he can protect himself the next time he finds himself cornered by the mods on Narrows.

~B.B.



No amount of tazering could save Zag from the wretches of that incident.

We're gonna need a bigger boat

  • 12.21.2007 2:19 PM PDT
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A Power Ranger coin for all of you.

  • 12.21.2007 3:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: just another fan
A Power Ranger coin for all of you.

Power Rangers Halo 3 style? Because if it is Hyabusa, then no deal.

  • 12.21.2007 3:06 PM PDT
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Trying something once will increace your chances of success, because you tried it. Try someting twice, and your chances increase yet again - seeing as you've done it. Try something a few thousand times, and your chances of success is exponentially increased; this increase would likely provide success every time

Posted by: evilcam
In real life, I give everyone I know $20 bills. So, the "gift" I'd be giving you is at least a bit more in the spirit of the holidays than what I'm used to.

Hey cam, how about we meet up so I can get some cash? =D

Me, I would probably give everyone here a pink taco. And no, not that Taco Bell crap, I mean a real taco.....but pink. Okay, well, except for Zag. I'd give him a cookie.

  • 12.21.2007 3:08 PM PDT
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Finished the fight on September 26,2007, 10:49pm EST
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Posted by: evilcam
What I call a "gift" may differ from the common definition.

I'd force everyone everywhere to listen to Deathcore metal. They might not appreciate it at first, but over time, Id force them to like it. I'm sure most of you would defy me kicking and screaming, but in the end I know you'd thank me for making you better people.

...just like Tyler Durdan...

In real life, I give everyone I know $20 bills. So, the "gift" I'd be giving you is at least a bit more in the spirit of the holidays than what I'm used to.


Can I has $20? =]
I'll give it to my favorite charity, my bank account!

For Christmas, i would generously let people comment my fileshare items!
But, in real life, I just bought my little sister around $45 worth of Mr. Potato Head add ons...lol.

[Edited on 12.21.2007 3:11 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2007 3:09 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Still on the topic of holiday gifts, I just made my girlfriend a scroll, which transcribes a story of "Bihl the Brave" and his epic story against famine, mutiny, and angry bears armed with trebochets and flamming war elephants that she had written earlier.

It's pretty sweet, and she should love it.

  • 12.21.2007 3:18 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

A ten second head start...lol...Im just kidding......5 seconds.

  • 12.21.2007 3:30 PM PDT