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Subject: Twas the night before Christmas, Halo style...
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A poem for Bungie and all the Halo 3-ers out there...Merry Christmas!

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a noobie was stirring, not even the one I nayscoped yesterday,
The bodies lay still, by the big lift with care,
Awaiting the red team, who soon would be there,
The mongooses were nestled, all snug in their place,
And Chief with his BR, was camped in disgrace,
When up from the seawall, arose such a clatter,
I grabbed me some camo, to go splatter some matter,
Up through the man cannon, I shot with a flash,
Which soon would burn the flesh off of my face in mid-air,
The turret was screaming, the spankr so loud,
My camo was gone, my pink armor...so proud,
The needler was misting, by rocket hallway with ease,
I felt the sensation, of pink pain on the breeze,
With little reguard for the noobs at my feet,
I gave em the business, as they fell in defeat,
"Sit down, boomshakalaka, you're mom, you're dead,"
All came through the speakers, as I shottied their heads,
Then as it grew near, to the overkill you see,
Newb021321921 assassinated me,
I respawned again, with rifle in hand,
And leapt for the warthog, and honked in demand,
Perfection so close, killtacular's galore,
I teabagged some guy, and ran to blast doors,
Sniper in hand, magnum on side,
I nayscoped and nayscoped and nayscoped their pride,
Then as I danced, as a spartan possessed,
A brute shot came past, then exploded my chest,
As I lay dead, above me I see,
The red team around, all teabagging me,
Respawning too slow, the war is now done,
I sat in the postgame, to have me some fun,
Then backing out, in graceful scorn,
My insults had turned, to bowls of creamed corn,
So what can we learn, from the tales that I bear,
To teabag and scream, "Welcome to my fileshare!!"

Merry Christmas Bungie!

Poem by Reklaw JB



[Edited on 12.21.2007 8:48 AM PST]

  • 12.21.2007 8:41 AM PDT

>> Eternal War
Help save humanity! Join the epic war against the invading Vallcry!

I am a proud user of correct spelling and grammar.

Wonderful job!
The rhyming was on cue and nothing seemed out of order.

  • 12.21.2007 10:48 AM PDT
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***Aberrant Designs***

Finished the fight on September 26,2007, 10:49pm EST
Remembered Reach on September 15th, 2010 9:30pm EST

Sweet! I liked it!

  • 12.21.2007 11:06 AM PDT
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brill

  • 12.21.2007 11:56 AM PDT

How about "and Chief with his Shotgun, was camped in disgrace"? The shotgun is much more of a camping weapon than the BR.

[Edited on 12.21.2007 1:53 PM PST]

  • 12.21.2007 1:53 PM PDT
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Good point, I'll update it for my future use...I think Bungie should host a Christmas story contest to see who can write the best one...

  • 12.21.2007 6:56 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

U c4n haz r3c0n?

Very well done.

  • 12.21.2007 7:43 PM PDT
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That was totally uber giggity...

  • 12.21.2007 9:17 PM PDT
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Thanks, I'm thinking about making it a graphic novel on PS haha, for all those children to appreciate for years to come...

[Edited on 12.22.2007 6:27 AM PST]

  • 12.22.2007 6:27 AM PDT