- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Private Simmons
See you in Cleveland, where everyone who commits suicide goes!
Hey! Cleveland isn't that bad. Ok, I lied, it is. But that's no reason to make fun of us Clevelanders! So our baseball and football teams are horrible, but our basketball team has...one...good player. Aw, hell, Cleveland sucks.