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Subject: Official "I'm gonna commit suicide!" thread.
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If you are going to commit suicide, use this thread to inform other webgoers in an orderly fashion. Me first.


I'm gonna commit suicide, you loser nerds! See you in Cleveland, where everyone who commits suicide goes!

[Edited on 12/30/2004 8:52:53 AM]

  • 12.30.2004 8:52 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Posted by: Private Simmons
If you are going to commit suicide, use this thread to inform other webgoers in an orderly fashion. Me first.


I'm gonna commit suicide, you loser nerds! See you in Cleveland, where everyone who commits suicide goes!


Bye, Cya.

  • 12.30.2004 8:53 AM PDT

bye i`ll miss you!!!!!!

  • 12.30.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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This thread is to INFORM who's commiting suicide. Please, don't post unless you're going to.

  • 12.30.2004 8:57 AM PDT
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at this raet we might as well change the forum name to Suicidal Annoymous

  • 12.30.2004 9:06 AM PDT
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Why do you want to commit suicide people have so much to live for like:
new technology helps us with our daily lives,medicine so we can live WAY past our time of death and humor and laughter of little children down the street.

  • 12.30.2004 9:07 AM PDT
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starting a serious thread on this forum is like internet suicide in itself

  • 12.30.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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Because Xeroh and Obbi (really long time ago) and MC's Brother (a few months ago) wanted to commit suicide. And if they wanted to, there must be something really good on the other side.

  • 12.30.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Private Simmons
See you in Cleveland, where everyone who commits suicide goes!


Hey! Cleveland isn't that bad. Ok, I lied, it is. But that's no reason to make fun of us Clevelanders! So our baseball and football teams are horrible, but our basketball team has...one...good player. Aw, hell, Cleveland sucks.

  • 12.30.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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the other side of what? the coffin door.
sorry im an atheist

  • 12.30.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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hey, let me in on this
anybody wonder what actually is on the other side?

  • 12.30.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Violent Crimson
the other side of what? the coffin door.
sorry im an atheist


That's alright. We like goddamn atheist bastards from -blam!- hell here, right, guys?


Just joking. I respect your relegious views.

  • 12.30.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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cleveland, apparently

  • 12.30.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: Geronimo
Posted by: Private Simmons
See you in Cleveland, where everyone who commits suicide goes!


Hey! Cleveland isn't that bad. Ok, I lied, it is. But that's no reason to make fun of us Clevelanders! So our baseball and football teams are horrible, but our basketball team has...one...good player. Aw, hell, Cleveland sucks.



Now you see.

  • 12.30.2004 9:12 AM PDT
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dying must scare the heck out of athiests

did you know that 'jedi knight' is the 4th most worshipped religon in britain?
its after christianity, no religon and muslims

  • 12.30.2004 9:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Violent Crimson
cleveland, apparently


You beat me to it.

  • 12.30.2004 9:12 AM PDT
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sorry to steal your thunder, i have no jokes of my own

  • 12.30.2004 9:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: ParamitePie
dying must scare the heck out of athiests

did you know that 'jedi knight' is the 4th most worshipped religon in britain?
its after christianity, no religon and muslims



.... Use the schwartz, Luke!......


Thumb Wars.

  • 12.30.2004 9:14 AM PDT
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i'm agnostic....

  • 12.30.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Griffin Spades
cheap Xeroh immitation :-P

i think that was the general idea

  • 12.30.2004 9:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Geronimo
Posted by: Private Simmons
See you in Cleveland, where everyone who commits suicide goes!


Hey! Cleveland isn't that bad. Ok, I lied, it is. But that's no reason to make fun of us Clevelanders! So our baseball and football teams are horrible, but our basketball team has...one...good player. Aw, hell, Cleveland sucks.

Well, at least you have your steamers, I'm sure that will make you feel good. Wow, that was way out of line.

  • 12.30.2004 9:18 AM PDT