- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
-deep breath-
First, we take a pineapple. Cut it open, drain it, fill it with C4, duct tape it back together, and shove it up his mechanical rear end. Then we strap him to a land mine, dangle him out of a helecopter on a rope, ram him into a few buildings (Saddam statues or something like that) at high speeds, (setting off the mine and C4). then we take his wreckage, hurl it into an erupting volcano, wait for the lava to cool and dig him out. Now we put him in an airtight canister with a bottle of my dogs farts, pop the cork and seal him in. we then take said canister, hurl it into a supernova explosion, and laugh as it transforms into a black hole and sucks him in. but due to the space-time warping effects of black holes, part of him (maybe not the real him, but just the illusion of him) is stuck on the event horizon (edge) for eternity.
so we kick it. twice.