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Subject: New Message To 16807...
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A wise man once said...

"Don't worry about it."

//initiate message protocol>
send to 16807 for analysis

from 477.368.257.16833.7536;235.367.163.86464.4764
Translation complete, minimal abrasions in speech drives

Forwarded Message>I am UNSC AI Serial Number CTN0452-9, or Cortana. I am here with SPARTAN Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 inside the rear half of the UNSC frigate Forward Unto Dawn. It has been one year since we were lost to space after the Battle of Installation 00. Also, today marks another anniversary of my creation. If you are reading this, do not let a Happy Birthday escape from your lips; I have discovered that a portion of my systematic structure has become rampant. I want to let anyone out there who may find this message to know that we are drifting in space, waiting to be picked up. We desperately require assistance, as I may begin to act in irrational ways. If I begin to show signs of escalated rampancy, there is an automatic termination module in my system which will destroy all of my database. If you find us beforehand, I could be saved.
>However, I highly doubt that.

//16807 message analysis completed. sending other attached files to 117649 for sorting and cross-referencing. Special task: C/R Name;;Cortana//

Please refer to topic "Initiating Message Location Protocol...." below for more information.

  • 12.22.2007 10:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Reiginko
Good to see at least somebody takes this place seriously

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  • 12.22.2007 10:46 PM PDT

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hmm.. so are you trying to tell us that

x=1
Square both sides.
x^2=1
subtract 1 from each side.
x^2-1=0
Difference of squares
(x+1)(x-1)=0
Divide both sides by (x-1)
x+1=0
Since x=1
1+1=0
so....
2=0

I have found you hidden equation. It must be the coordinates of your whereabouts in space. The math is flawless.

  • 12.22.2007 10:56 PM PDT

NOES!!1
I r teh ub3r l3et Pwonag3 math nub!!!!11!!
1+6+8+0+7-1+6+8+0+7+1+6+8+0+7-1+6+8+0+7+1+6+8+0+7-1+6+8+0+7+1 +6+8+0+7-1+6+8+0+7+1+6+8+0+7= A nub g3tt`ng a KlIIinar3 in a sheeeeeee
Divide by C0rtana nd 117
Ne}{t Times by a scorpion and wraith AND {NOTICE THE FREAKING AND PEOPEL!} a ELAPHANT
you get 0!

THERE4, 1 can C0nclud3 dat Ma5ter chi3f is 0 or D3ad becaz no C0ordinat35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

I r s0Iv3d da Bungie Problamz!!!!! Walcome!!!

[Edited on 12.23.2007 12:21 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2007 12:20 AM PDT

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Posted by: spartakus14
hmm.. so are you trying to tell us that

x=1
Square both sides.
x^2=1
subtract 1 from each side.
x^2-1=0
Difference of squares
(x+1)(x-1)=0
Divide both sides by (x-1)
x+1=0
Since x=1
1+1=0
so....
2=0

I have found you hidden equation. It must be the coordinates of your whereabouts in space. The math is flawless.


actually, your wrong...

x+1=0
subtract 1 from both sides
x=-1
I am not entirely sure how you came to the 1+1=0 equation though.

x=1
origional equation

-1=1
with new x value

0=2
add 1 to both sides...

otherwise flawless, especialy considering 0>2

Merry Christmas

[Edited on 12.23.2007 1:21 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2007 1:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: spartakus14
hmm.. so are you trying to tell us that

x=1
Square both sides.
x^2=1
subtract 1 from each side.
x^2-1=0
Difference of squares
(x+1)(x-1)=0
Divide both sides by (x-1)
x+1=0
Since x=1
1+1=0
so....
2=0

I have found you hidden equation. It must be the coordinates of your whereabouts in space. The math is flawless.
Cant divide by (x-1)
because x-1=0
Impossible to divide by zero

and by the way

"report as spam" is the real anwser to your equation

  • 12.23.2007 1:22 AM PDT

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Please don't feed the Trolls. No fan made cryptic message will ever compare with epic proportions of the ENKIDU TERMINALS.

Original poster, please, take a look. You follow in the footsteps of giants. And everyone knows...Where giants have fallen....

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  • 12.23.2007 2:00 AM PDT
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  • 12.23.2007 2:39 AM PDT
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  • 12.23.2007 2:40 AM PDT