- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Casey
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Casey
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!
MY ASS HAS CONSUMED MY HAND!
*hand goes in deeper, accompanied by a sucking noise and a nearly shattered back*
IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!!!
Oh...erm, right.
Merry New Year's!
GENTLEMAN. BEHOLD MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
"Uh, Dr. Weird? That's a giant spider."
".................YOu'RE RIGHT, STEVE!"
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE!
...Although, in retrospect, I ask why...
"Umm...I'm sure someone finds that interesting. So, tell me, was it for science?"
NO! IT WAS FREE! SHE WAS DRUNK AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING!
*little robot egg pops out of lawnmower*
MY METAL BOY!!!
NOW STEVE, CUT OFF MY HEAD AND MY BODY WILL BE FLUNG ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!
"Uh, what's in Phoenix?"
YOUR MOM, STEVE!
STEVE, WHERE THE HELL IS MY HERRARIUM??!
"Your what?"
MY HAIR HELMET!
"Umm...it's on your head."
Oh.
...BULL-blam!-!