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"Lois, some people say that life is like a box of chocolates. Well, for you life is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!"
Chris: Dad, what are blowholes for?
Peter: Well, I can tell you what they aren't for and why I can never go to Sea World again...
Mayor Adam West: I love this job even more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy. *takes a bite* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhmmhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmuummmmmmmmm...hummmmmmmmm mmm
The two best scenes ever are when Meg and Peter drag race the Amish guy, and when Tony Robbins eats Peter.
[Edited on 1/1/2005 12:50:01 AM]