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Subject: First thing you say when you answer the phone
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usualy i dont answer the phone and leave them to eat my answering machine,if its a telemarketer i just sing him barnie songs and act like a retard til they hang up.

  • 01.01.2005 9:23 PM PDT
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If I know who it is I'll say, "Papa John's Pizza how may I help you?"

  • 01.01.2005 9:25 PM PDT
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I say *That banana is larger than soup*. Then I say *MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!* Then I say *My -blam!- is bleeding!!!*

  • 01.01.2005 9:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: MysteriousMeow
I say *That banana is larger than soup*. Then I say *MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!* Then I say *My -blam!- is bleeding!!!*


I say "It's tuesday today did you bring your coat"

  • 01.01.2005 9:36 PM PDT
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I say "make it quick"

  • 01.01.2005 11:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: MysteriousMeow
I say *That banana is larger than soup*. Then I say *MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!* Then I say *My -blam!- is bleeding!!!*


then you hang up

  • 01.01.2005 11:24 PM PDT
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* for my sister right *

btw RuneScape pwnzsss all :D

  • 01.01.2005 11:27 PM PDT
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i say AAAAAAAAH! but sometimes i say "terry's taxidermy, you snuff em we stuff em"

[Edited on 1/1/2005 11:42:53 PM]

  • 01.01.2005 11:41 PM PDT
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0_0 A great one to get rid of telemarketers: "so...what are you wearing". Slight problem though, once someone told me. *shudders*

  • 01.01.2005 11:47 PM PDT
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"If your not Howard Hughs ghost I dont care"

  • 01.02.2005 1:30 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

Musa Musa (Japanisse for Hello)

  • 01.02.2005 3:29 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

When its 1 of my friends. I just yell: "WHAT!!" And when its a Tm guy I just say: "1 moment please, be right back." Then turn on my xbox and play Halo 2 real loud so they can hear it.

  • 01.02.2005 6:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ghostkilla
When its 1 of my friends. I just yell: "WHAT!!" And when its a Tm guy I just say: "1 moment please, be right back." Then turn on my xbox and play Halo 2 real loud so they can hear it.
HAHAHAHA pwned.

  • 01.02.2005 6:16 AM PDT
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"city Mourge"

  • 01.02.2005 6:29 AM PDT
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If it's a telemarketer I say, "You have reached The Applesauce Connection, this is not a recording."

  • 01.02.2005 6:54 AM PDT
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i don't answer telemarketers. i have caller ID.

i usually just say hello, but when i'm really hyper i'll say somthing to the effect of "this is the bananna factory, may i take your order?" in a wierd voice. i had someone hang up on me and call back once because i said that.

  • 01.02.2005 8:01 AM PDT
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Unmm thats a little crazy.

  • 01.02.2005 3:05 PM PDT
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"I didn't kill the grunt, I mean, Hello"

  • 01.02.2005 3:37 PM PDT
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Here are a few things to say when your pick up the phone to a telemarketer....

1) Interrupt them and demand to know how they got this number. Before they can reply, tell them to be quiet and tell them that federal agents are en route to their location, and to follow your instructions to the letter if they don't want to get shot. Tell them to shut down their computer and all other devices in their office, hang up and unplug the phone and kneel down in the middle of the room. They are then to cross their ankles and place their hands on their heads until the agents arrive. Then hang up.


2) "That offer sounds great. Is it dischargeable in bankruptcy?" or "Do you accept welfare checks?"


3) Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.


4) "Caller number nine your on the air. What would you like to hear?"


5)"I am so glad you called, I just finished some poetry that I wanted to try out. I will be glad to listen to you if you'll listen to my poem."

"Sometimes, in life, that if you try, as you will and have before, you may be..." Fill in the rest nonsense for about a minute; then stop. When the telemarketer starts to talk, cut him off and start rambling for another few minutes. Continue this as many times as is necessary until he hangs up.

If he is persisitent, ask: "Did you like the poem?"

If he says yes, ask which part he liked best. Demand specifics and comment on the emotional angst and juxtaposition of the part in question.

  • 01.02.2005 4:04 PM PDT
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Depends on who it is, if it's a person I know, then,
What?
If it isn't:
Yeah.

  • 01.02.2005 4:25 PM PDT

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