- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I'll tell you a story. I used to own this horse on a stables, on this stables where some cute little chickens. Do you know what hangs around with chickens?
COCKERALS, big fat stupid COCKERALS. There was this one cockeral, evil little bastard he was, 6 foot tall. Ok maybe 2 foot, but I'm allowed to exaggerate a bit. It used to attack strangers that came on to the yard, I thought it was pretty funny....until it turned on me. It used to charge at me screaming "COCKADOODLEROOOOAAARIMGONNAEATYOU!!!DOOOO" and start pecking and scratching at my leg.
It wasnt very scary, but I wasnt allowed to kick this thing because "its just a cute little bird-stupid evil farmer" stupid evil woman didnt know what the chicken-demon .......wait a minute, this has nothing to do with the post. DAMNIT!