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rrrrr dizzy room spinning mmust...break...away..from..POTATOES!!! AHHH! (SHING) (JOINS FORCES WITH HALO CMDR)
it's great that you have joined my forces. We shall now fight the revolution![Edited on 6/10/2004 5:08:48 PM]
NOW ALL YOU POTATO WORSHIPPERS SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF ME AND...THE OTHER GUY IM FIGHTING WITH!AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!
halo cmdr? what do you think: free virgins or mr. bob...think about it
it seems that I have turned the tables, eh Potato? Your revolution will come to an end.
so I take it you are attracted to mr. bob?
well, either he is -blam!-, or he is amazingly stupid. if he comes to his senses and joins us, (rembember weve got shelby as well) we will give you many virgins and nice pants[Edited on 6/10/2004 5:11:35 PM]
ALL POTATOES SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME AND MR.CMDR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
after all mr bob, I'm sure those virgins were just, uh, holograms, or somethin. T-they can't be real, right?[Edited on 6/10/2004 5:13:20 PM]
never...we will never surrender...*billions of nightpotatos, and flopping fishes decked out in armour begin marching towards mr. bobs fortress...ten nuke salute*they weren't halo commander but you've sealed your fate[Edited on 6/10/2004 5:13:12 PM]
well, they dont feel like holograms! :)
CMDR I HAVE TO GO EAT NOW I WILL BE BACK TO HELP YOU FIGHT THE REVOLUTION IN A MATTER OF MINUTES
a defiant -blam!- man... good for you
he left you cmdr...he got scared and left you? you could join us now you know...you won't get the virgins...yet but you could live
he could have some non virgin but still women though! (if you want the women who know all the tricks)
Posted by: BLOODPOTATOnever...we will never surrender...*billions of nightpotatos, and flopping fishes decked out in armour begin marching towards mr. bobs fortress...ten nuke salute*they weren't halo commander but you've sealed your fate You think I came to fight unprepared?! *resistence soldiers get into formation, anti-missile launchers advance, and shoot down Potato's nukes*. I know those virgins aren't real! Go ahead and prove it![Edited on 6/10/2004 5:18:29 PM]
they're checked daily for stds! only one had the dreaded HERPEGHONNASYPHYLAIDS
IM BACK TO BEAT BACK THE FULL SCALE POTATO/FISH ASSAULT!!
*nightpotatos and flopping fishes scale the walls pulling down many brave bobs to their deaths*
if you dont feel like gettin a sclice of virgin pie, feel free, you do know basic human anatomy right? ever heard of lust?
I bet all that talk about virgins is a lie! Prove it!
do you WANT to toutch my bed sheets?
*the mr. bobs smited bodies litter the ground, large ravens feed on their still twitching corpses some still alive...the skies darken...a storm begins...spreading the blood that is already and inch deep everywhere...then the ravens look up and leave...shadows appear on the horizon even a few nightpotatos cleaning up the bodies scream and run! what is this that could scare a nightpotato?*
many CMDR snipers attack from the north and kill many potatoes and fishes.
bob kamikaze flies plain into humongous group of potatoes and fishes all but one die. then i the leader of the bob forces stab him with his own sword and scream in victory!!!! THE BOB FORTRESS SHALL NEVER FALL TO ANY WUSSY POTATOES!!