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*the men on the wall cower at the sight of these new foes...6 feet tall wearing the skins of mr. bobs and with large automatic weapons and sharp fangs...quickly they climb to the top of the walls throwing anyone (including fishes and nightpotatos) out of their way...finally they get to the top...their leader, LAV, grabbs a CMDR sniper by the head with his teeth, violently snapping it off...then he throws the broken body to the cliffs below...they then proceed to behead every CMDR sniper and Mr. bob on the wall...there were no bloodpotato casualties...then LAV dissapears back to the ground with some food*

  • 06.10.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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Okay, I make silly posts too, but this is getting way out of hand. You're all acting like 8 year olds.

  • 06.10.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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*LAV quickly turns to agent 404 who just came out of nowere and spoke ill of the nightpotatos...agent 404 gasps as he sees his intestines drop from a hole in his gut*

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  • 06.10.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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(wow. i take it youve never played a text RPG before hu? o well, 2 can play at this game.) then nightotato comes in. he just drank the invincable drink. he slaughters every last one of the enemy and he potatoes and fishies win. the -blam!- ing end. -blam!-

this doesnt count BTW. im just proving a point

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*a mr bob yells, "fire" and a bolt of lightning smotes a fish...the blood potatos look up...theyare angry a comrade has fell*

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  • 06.10.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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JUST THEN THE BOBS AND CMDR"S UNLEASH THE FLOOD ON THE POTATO FISH SUPER FORTRESS. THE FLOOD EAT EVERY DAMN POTATO AND FISH THERE IS. THEN THE BOB AIR FORCE COMES IN AND NAPALMS THE POTATO FISH KINGDOM TO KINGDOM COME. BOBS AND CMDRS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!! THATS how it goes.

  • 06.10.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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nightpotato laffs and blood spews from the sky

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our attack is underway, but now, your defeat is sealed! They don't call me Halo-CMDR for nothing!

*suddenly, massive amounts of flood forms come pouring from the sky, into Potato's super-fortress. Thousands of potatos and fishes fight to the death, but are overrun but millions of flood.*

Yes, Potato's super-fortress shal crumble! Ah crap, the flood are comming our way! Ah, wait, NOOO! GAHH!

*flood forms turn, and viciously attack the CMDR and mr bob forces, leaving nothing in the battlefield alive*

  • 06.10.2004 5:33 PM PDT
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except the four leaders of the entire fiasco

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except nightpotato, LAV the blood potato and his elite blood potatos, and a flopping fish

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then the clouds clear! a light blinds everyone for a moment...a loud voice rings out...it is CAFAR...he says, "bleh sukah! agent 404 is the enemy....join to fight the evil! and remember to burn things and cause unnessary overykill*

  • 06.10.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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*Halo-CMDR, badly wounded, rises from the immense wreckage, and stares in horror at the remaining fish and potato forces*


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  • 06.10.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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*he understands his true purpose though and joins forces to fight Agent 404...they begin to build their armies*

  • 06.10.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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find out yourself weather the virgins are real, mutters nightpotato, his long black hair waving in the wind of the previous battle

  • 06.10.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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You know, you guys have no life.

  • 06.10.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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...I do I bet I have more sex than you

  • 06.10.2004 5:41 PM PDT
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no we are in denial.

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