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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

My family just cooked a 22 pound beast of a turkey- and it is very, very, very good.

  • 01.02.2005 12:35 PM PDT
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Yes it's very good. My uncle cooked up a 10 pound monkey for dinner. (some crazy people eat monkeys in china) jk lol)

  • 01.02.2005 12:38 PM PDT
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I want a Turducken...

  • 01.02.2005 12:39 PM PDT
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ok madden.....u go eat ur turducken

  • 01.02.2005 12:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
I want a Turducken...

  • 01.02.2005 1:01 PM PDT
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Turkey and brains again...cow brains though.

  • 01.02.2005 1:08 PM PDT
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Nothing beats my ULTIMATE SMOOTHIE!!!!!!! Take chocolate pudding, sardines, a banana, vinegar, hot sauce, a pickle, and some mentos and put them in a blender. It is truly the greatest food known to man.

  • 01.02.2005 1:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: madcow2021
Nothing beats my ULTIMATE SMOOTHIE!!!!!!! Take chocolate pudding, sardines, a banana, vinegar, hot sauce, a pickle, and some mentos and put them in a blender. It is truly the greatest food known to man.


I cant discern whether you're serious about that or not.

  • 01.02.2005 1:36 PM PDT
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Wouldn't you like to know.

  • 01.02.2005 2:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: madcow2021
Wouldn't you like to know.


Tastes like chocolate farted...

  • 01.02.2005 2:22 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: eliteskull94
I want a Turducken...


I've had one in real life. It was great. Cajun stuffing inside chicken inside duck inside turkey inside bigger turkey. Mmmmm.

  • 01.02.2005 2:34 PM PDT
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Nothing beats chicken wrapped in bacon...
cept maybe steak wrapped in bacon, nothing beats that...
cept maybe bacon wrapped in bacon, hmmmmm bacon
hhhuggggghhhhh

  • 01.02.2005 2:38 PM PDT
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the best recipe for a tuducken is as follows

First we start with a Hummingbird, put that in a Sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish Hen, then put that in a Chicken, put all that in a Duck, then in a Turkey, then in a bigger Turkey, put that in a Penguin, stuff that in a Peacock, then an Eagle, shove it all in an Albatross, then an Emu, next comes an Ostrich, then a Leopard, put all that in a Pterodactyl, and stuff it in a Boeing 747.

if you make it any other way it just aint right

  • 01.02.2005 2:56 PM PDT
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But that would take like 11 years to cook!

  • 01.02.2005 3:16 PM PDT
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im eating peanutbutter right now.....and it is sooooooo good

  • 01.02.2005 3:32 PM PDT

"Turducken not Turd-ducking" Ha I love that quote.

  • 01.02.2005 4:15 PM PDT
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Last night we had a turkey dinner. Christmas clearance foods kick ass!

  • 01.02.2005 4:23 PM PDT
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My dinner tasted like a party in my mouth and all the guests were vomiting.

  • 01.02.2005 4:25 PM PDT
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My dinner, I didn't have dinner yet.

  • 01.02.2005 4:29 PM PDT