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My favorite one so far is one that Obbi put in a while ago...

Right after you get that blind chick the with the maroon headdress, go and talk to Kreia. As she talks to you, she says something like, "don't mate with her." And, in the dialogue tree, you can say "Look, just because I just met her doesn't mean I want to board her loading ramp."

I was laughing for a good solid three minutes.

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I don't think anything'll top this bit of dialogue with HK47 from KOTOR 1:

PC: I survive, somehow.
HK47: As do I....shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

One of the funniest bits of dialouge I have ever experienced in a game. HK rules!

On topic though, the bit of dialouge with Atton just after Peragus is pretty funny:

Atton: She may have been a looker once...
PC: A looker? Just how desperate are you?
Atton: Hey, I've been in prison! (or something like that).

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Dam americans, KOTOR 2 dosnt release here till feb.

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Posted by: DrugMunky
Dam americans, KOTOR 2 dosnt release here till feb.


Just mod your Xbox and get an imported version. Thats what I did....

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Posted by: Smoke604
I don't think anything'll top this bit of dialogue with HK47 from KOTOR 1:

PC: I survive, somehow.
HK47: As do I....shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

One of the funniest bits of dialouge I have ever experienced in a game. HK rules!

On topic though, the bit of dialouge with Atton just after Peragus is pretty funny:

Atton: She may have been a looker once...
PC: A looker? Just how desperate are you?
Atton: Hey, I've been in prison! (or something like that).


I love HK. I can't remember any of his quotes, but I do remember him calling everyone 'Meatbag," specifically because you supposedly programmed him to so he could piss Malak off.

But, in KOTOR 2, the HK assasin droids that always seem to be after you usually have funny stuff to say. Can't remember any of that, either.

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But, in KOTOR 2, the HK assasin droids that always seem to be after you usually have funny stuff to say. Can't remember any of that, either.


'Mocking query: Coorta? Coorta? Are you dead yet?'

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I just bought it today and i would be playing it right now if i wasnt ripping songs off a bunch of borrowed CD's to my computer. My favorite from the first KOTOR was when you first encountered a Sith warrior in the base. He said something along the lines of "You have great strength and force ability, join the dark" and you could bluntly reply "I will take great pleasure gutting you". Me and my friends use that phrase whenever we piss each other off.

Good times... Good times...

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Posted by: eliteskull94
I just bought it today and i would be playing it right now if i wasnt ripping songs off a bunch of borrowed CD's to my computer. My favorite from the first KOTOR was when you first encountered a Sith warrior in the base. He said something along the lines of "You have great strength and force ability, join the dark" and you could bluntly reply "I will take great pleasure gutting you". Me and my friends use that phrase whenever we piss each other off.

Good times... Good times...


That reminds me of another one on Korriban:

Sith student: You defeated Master Uthar? But you're not even a full Sith yet!
PC: I'm not a Sith at all actually, now move along.

Pure genius.

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"Force Persuade: Give me all your credits then jump off the middle tower"
or something to that effect

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Female PC: I just found some supplies and there are clothes here too.
Atton: Dammit!


After the squid head wants to meat with you in jek tarr place

Atton: Well good thing it isnt a trap
Disciple: No, Atton, I think it may be a trap

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Smoke604
I don't think anything'll top this bit of dialogue with HK47 from KOTOR 1:

PC: I survive, somehow.
HK47: As do I....shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

One of the funniest bits of dialouge I have ever experienced in a game. HK rules!

On topic though, the bit of dialouge with Atton just after Peragus is pretty funny:

Atton: She may have been a looker once...
PC: A looker? Just how desperate are you?
Atton: Hey, I've been in prison! (or something like that).


I love HK. I can't remember any of his quotes, but I do remember him calling everyone 'Meatbag," specifically because you supposedly programmed him to so he could piss Malak off.

But, in KOTOR 2, the HK assasin droids that always seem to be after you usually have funny stuff to say. Can't remember any of that, either.


when you repair HK- 47 give him the pracffist progam and see what happens.

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Posted by: Casey
My favorite one so far is one that Obbi put in a while ago...

Right after you get that blind chick the with the maroon headdress, go and talk to Kreia. As she talks to you, she says something like, "don't mate with her." And, in the dialogue tree, you can say "Look, just because I just met her doesn't mean I want to board her loading ramp."

I was laughing for a good solid three minutes.


awesome. I haven't played much. three times and i'm only at Telos. What can i say? I'm in science project season. damn project. makes me mad. teachers just keep it casue it makes grades easier. like i'll need that old piece of crap later.

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The funniest thing for me in kotor is when you board the Ravager(Darth Nihilis's ship).
When the opening cutscene starts for the level, you see the door explode. Then blaster fire comes from the explosion, and mandalorian soldiers walk in and take out the guards. Then, through the smoke and flame, you see a dark armoured figure slowly walking in. The figure stops, and observs the corpses. It is mandalore, not vader.
In A new Hope, the first time you see Lord Vader, he does these EXACT movements. For a star wars fan, these are great moments. I was laughin my ass off.

EDIT: click the link on my sig, "So you want to be a Sith Lord?"
It has a quiz about kotor, for those who are interested.

[Edited on 1/2/2005 7:11:51 PM]

  • 01.02.2005 7:10 PM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

One of HK's greatest lines in Kotor 2 is after you repair him, and are playing as a female, when there is the love intrest with the disciple I think, you can ask HK what the meaning of love is and he says "Definition: Love is hitting a target's kneecaps with a blaster rifle with a tri-d scope from half a mile away" or something like that.

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I like it when the first hk-50 you run into trys to keep you at peragus, and when you ask what will happen if you try to leave he says. "Oh master i will not kill, You may suffer fractures but nothin serious.

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Posted by: Ghandi 2
One of HK's greatest lines in Kotor 2 is after you repair him, and are playing as a female, when there is the love intrest with the disciple I think, you can ask HK what the meaning of love is and he says "Definition: Love is hitting a target's kneecaps with a blaster rifle with a tri-d scope from half a mile away" or something like that.


HA!

Man, where would KotOR be without HK?

Hey, about how far do you need to go before he's all the way fixed? After Telos, I went straight to Dantooine because I had an inkling that I could find the rest of my lightsaber parts there (which was correct). Once I got back on the Ebon Hawk to build my lightsaber and found the crazy blind Force chick and built my 'saber, I went to all the rest of the worlds to at least get a general idea of what they looked like (I did this in the first game, too). Then I went to Onderon and right now I'm stuck on Dxun, helping out the Mandalorians.

In other words, how far do I have to go? I already have two or three of his parts found and installed.

Also, I was wondering who your love interest is if you're a Male PC.

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Ghandi 2
One of HK's greatest lines in Kotor 2 is after you repair him, and are playing as a female, when there is the love intrest with the disciple I think, you can ask HK what the meaning of love is and he says "Definition: Love is hitting a target's kneecaps with a blaster rifle with a tri-d scope from half a mile away" or something like that.


HA!

Man, where would KotOR be without HK?

Hey, about how far do you need to go before he's all the way fixed? After Telos, I went straight to Dantooine because I had an inkling that I could find the rest of my lightsaber parts there (which was correct). Once I got back on the Ebon Hawk to build my lightsaber and found the crazy blind Force chick and built my 'saber, I went to all the rest of the worlds to at least get a general idea of what they looked like (I did this in the first game, too). Then I went to Onderon and right now I'm stuck on Dxun, helping out the Mandalorians.

In other words, how far do I have to go? I already have two or three of his parts found and installed.

Also, I was wondering who your love interest is if you're a Male PC.


past them and rebuilt the HK-47 back to his meatbag hating shelf don't remember what is where though,

but as for the love interest is that blind chick that tries to kill the first time you see hear and the Handmaiden

[Edited on 1/2/2005 10:10:14 PM]

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