- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
It was on a field trip for school and i had the misfortune of sitting by my english teacher and she was talking about how the guy at the field trip place was really un-logical and stupid. Here's where the crap hit the fan:
Teacher: "But he was polite and friendly so I listened to him"
Me: "Thats why we dont listen to you"
I got all the other teachers to laugh but she was PISSED. Detention for a week. Still good though
This ones not stupid but it still got me a detention:
At my school they had the mind set that we are all 7-year old kids. Which were not, we are mature 7th and 8th Graders. Well anyways they had some guy come in and to experiments on our school stage. No one cared but it got us out of 9th period class (Algebra) so no one was really concerned. AT one point they guy did the only cool thing during the entirety of his show. He poured this power into an air pump, put fire over it and squeezed the air pump. The result was a huge explosion. Awesome. But before he said: "I'll put my safety glasses on cuz I know how much u uy care about me". and I said real loud "OH PLEASE! DONT'T FLATTER YOURSELF".....DETENTION!
Oh heres a good one:
I over heard this line:
Cheerleader: Is my ass big?
Me: No, its squeezable.
SLAP
As you can see i dont have the greatest social skills around and i never think before i speak, or fart, which i did real loud in the middle of a science lesson.