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Subject: The dumb'est ting you ever said is ___________
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Fill in the blank =)

Whats the dum'est thing you ever said?


[Edited on 1/3/2005 12:15:54 AM]

  • 01.03.2005 12:13 AM PDT

(legendary) Tartarus dont look so tough
maby i can sneak past the guy with the sword

more to come

  • 01.03.2005 12:22 AM PDT
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Girl: Do I look fat? Have I gained weight?
Me: Yeah.

In my defence, I was playing Halo so I wasn't thinking clearly. I didn't even hear the question.

[Edited on 1/3/2005 12:37:14 AM]

  • 01.03.2005 12:36 AM PDT
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Girlfriend: Hey Pete, you wanna catch the 5:30 movie?
Me: -blam!- no babe im playing Halo

  • 01.03.2005 12:47 AM PDT
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5/5 Stars - Kritz.net

I'll just rip some quotes from my friend's AIM profile...


Kritnesh: me: **gives him poopies**

Mike: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
Kritnesh: HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
Kritnesh: yes
Mike: this is nto a laughing matter

Kritnesh: I said to you, I'm not telling you his SN!
Pooly: Why?
Kritnesh: look,
(Matt's Screen Name): Don't tell Pooly my SN. I don't feel like talking to him now...
Kritnesh: See?
Pooly: ... you just told me his SN.
Kritnesh: What?
Kritnesh: Oh -Blam!- ...

Kritnesh: WTF's a cow? XD

Kritnesh: WTF's a terri?

Kritnesh: WTF's a rein... NOT A FARMER!

Kritnesh: WTF's a Arachibutyrophobia?

Kritnesh: I wish I was a bigest jeanass as you...
Kritnesh: if you're a biggest jeanass as I think you are...
Neko: XD

There are more... but I think that's enough.

Oh yeah, All AIM names exept mine were changed.

>> Kritz

  • 01.03.2005 1:10 AM PDT
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I answer the phone and say *Buddy the elf whats your favoriye color?*

  • 01.03.2005 1:30 AM PDT
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I was carrying the bomb and i said "where the hell is the bomb?"

  • 01.03.2005 1:39 AM PDT
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to a group of my friends:

we should just all get undressed slowly.

i know. it souns more -blam!- than stupid, but i think it qualifies and beats all the rest.

[Edited on 1/3/2005 2:00:22 AM]

  • 01.03.2005 1:43 AM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

I was in my brothers' room playing a board game (instead of Halo!) and he had his radio set on a classical channel (not classic rock, classical strings. Ugggh). So with the game peices stuck in my eye-sockets, when the really fast talking english-sounding DJ was advertising Jewish Funeral homes and life insurence, I said, "Is this broadcast in France?" sluring the "France" into something like "French".
It's not funny--just dumb.

  • 01.03.2005 3:39 AM PDT
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I was standing at the other base in midship (not mine) looking into my base and said "Where's the bomb...they've gotta be cheating if their arming it"

"Did I do that? Oh I did? Cool."

*After massive 16 player rumble ffa slayer with rockets everyone meleeing themselves in one spot and me blowing them up* "They go BOOM"

*Screwing around on Ivory Towers and a coconut hit my friends head*

"Coconut!" (I used coconut as a replacement for every noun the rest of the day just cause I got all them in one place and shot them hitting my team mate in the face and him yelling oh -blam!-)

"What's that noise?" SPLAT "Did something just hit me?" *warhog drives back over my dead body*

"What does this butten do? *poke* *SPLAT* Owie"

*randomly making Friday the 13th theme music while chasing down people with the sword*

  • 01.03.2005 4:03 AM PDT
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Something I thought....

"Ah, I'm up for some good discussions. Can't wait until I meet the other Bungie.net users."

On my first day.

  • 01.03.2005 4:05 AM PDT
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telling my brother he sucked when having the headset on XBL once. I was kicked and flamed.

  • 01.03.2005 4:08 AM PDT

Posted by: Psyched
Something I thought....

"Ah, I'm up for some good discussions. Can't wait until I meet the other Bungie.net users."

On my first day.

Yeah, that is pretty dumd.

  • 01.03.2005 4:09 AM PDT

"Yes, I'll help."

Gets me into the -blam!- every time.

  • 01.03.2005 4:40 AM PDT
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What a dumb thing to say......

first time playing Halo, on xbox live at my friends:
*me standing on ledge above sword user* "haha cant reach me can you? ne ne ne ne-"*SPLAT*

  • 01.03.2005 4:51 AM PDT
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The "Dumb'est Ting" I have ever said...that's a hard one.

I'll have to go with this one

"I am a idoit!"

  • 01.03.2005 6:30 AM PDT
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It was on a field trip for school and i had the misfortune of sitting by my english teacher and she was talking about how the guy at the field trip place was really un-logical and stupid. Here's where the crap hit the fan:

Teacher: "But he was polite and friendly so I listened to him"
Me: "Thats why we dont listen to you"

I got all the other teachers to laugh but she was PISSED. Detention for a week. Still good though

This ones not stupid but it still got me a detention:

At my school they had the mind set that we are all 7-year old kids. Which were not, we are mature 7th and 8th Graders. Well anyways they had some guy come in and to experiments on our school stage. No one cared but it got us out of 9th period class (Algebra) so no one was really concerned. AT one point they guy did the only cool thing during the entirety of his show. He poured this power into an air pump, put fire over it and squeezed the air pump. The result was a huge explosion. Awesome. But before he said: "I'll put my safety glasses on cuz I know how much u uy care about me". and I said real loud "OH PLEASE! DONT'T FLATTER YOURSELF".....DETENTION!

Oh heres a good one:
I over heard this line:
Cheerleader: Is my ass big?
Me: No, its squeezable.
SLAP

As you can see i dont have the greatest social skills around and i never think before i speak, or fart, which i did real loud in the middle of a science lesson.

  • 01.03.2005 6:32 AM PDT
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well..... there was this chick and..... i think im going to stop because im already remembering the pain.

Owwwwwww....

  • 01.03.2005 9:15 AM PDT
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the rain is wet today

  • 01.03.2005 9:50 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I jumped into the wrong warthog when I had the bomb and didn't realize it til a minute later. I looked over at the driver and said "Hey! You're not on my team!"

  • 01.03.2005 10:05 AM PDT

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  • 01.03.2005 12:07 PM PDT
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Hehehe, this happened on New Years actually. We were all collapsed on my friends bed, and I was staring at the digital clock. I began to marvel at the pretty little red numbers, and as I stared at them I asked my friends what time it was. I recieved a good mocking.

  • 01.03.2005 12:24 PM PDT
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Some dude: "Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionnary?"
Me: "Really? I always figured it would be, it being a word and all... Wait a minute..."

  • 01.03.2005 12:25 PM PDT
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"Lets keep this post intelligent"

First day in New Mombasa

  • 01.03.2005 12:39 PM PDT

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