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Subject: The dumb'est ting you ever said is ___________
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Some dude: "Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionnary?"
Me: "Really? I always figured it would be, it being a word and all... Wait a minute..."


You should try telling someone:
'If you say 'orange' slowly 10 times, it sounds like 'gullible'.

It's surprising how often it works!

  • 01.03.2005 1:11 PM PDT
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"Don't worry, I think it's asleep."

  • 01.03.2005 1:16 PM PDT
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"Hey! did you see that *BSHPLUU*! oopps... i forgot to open my mouth..."

this is actually my friends quote, but its still damn funny.

[Edited on 1/3/2005 1:21:06 PM]

  • 01.03.2005 1:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

Alright i was playin halo and my older sister comes in and starts talking and i say "Shut the fu..." I dropped the f-word cuase i just realized it was my older sister. :(

  • 01.03.2005 1:51 PM PDT
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a few years ago i said this........."hold on let me go get my game boy" i ran to go get it and i looked for it for a while.....i couldnt find it and i finnaly realized i had it in my hand the whole time.....even when i said let me gey my gb


"where the hell is the remote.. i fell asleep with it on my blanket but its not in my blanket" this after i searched my blanket and my floor..... after i said that i found it in my blanket

i might be able to think of more later

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  • 01.03.2005 2:26 PM PDT

This is something one of my friends said:

"I bet I can ride this bike off stage."

  • 01.03.2005 2:35 PM PDT
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this is a good thread.....lets keep it goin ppl

  • 01.03.2005 2:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: goweb
This is something one of my friends said:

"I bet I can ride this bike off stage."


What was the outcome?

  • 01.03.2005 2:47 PM PDT

What was the outcome?
His motto is now "Riding a bike off stage is not a good idea". Think ambulance.

  • 01.03.2005 2:51 PM PDT
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i hate when it takes a while for things to come up and/or change

  • 01.03.2005 2:52 PM PDT
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"Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos"
"I came, I saw, I castrated the bastards."

Well one time when I was playing co-op there was a camoflauged elite behind me. My bro saw it and said "Watch out. Theres an invisible elite behind you." I turned around and answered "No theres not. I dont see anyth-"

One time I was poked in my stomach and for some reason I screamed out "Ahhhhh. My brain." This lead people to believe that I ate my brain.

When talking about new weapons for Halo three: "C'mon, you don't think that a chainsaw would be awesome. I mean think about it. You could use it as a bayonet for your flamethrower." I then talked about how awesome it would be and even made a story about MC turning elites into calamari.

My friends were talking about golf and what there scores were. One of them asked me how I was at golf and I said "You try it with an ice cream sundae."

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  • 01.03.2005 3:03 PM PDT
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I was at a girls house with some friends and I asked "did you embroider your own lampshades?" I was doing it to make fun of my friend who was asking a plethora of dumb questions. But it was still pretty stupid.

  • 01.03.2005 3:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pyrojoe
One time I was poked in my stomach and for some reason I screamed out "Ahhhhh. My brain." This lead people to believe that I ate my brain.


lol! this is a dumb thing my friend once said whilst I was retrieving a football from a tree (a football is a round thing, no points despite americans refusing to believe this.):

"Hey watch you dont fall" guess what happened.......I hate him.

  • 01.03.2005 3:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shadow A Myers
hey for more funny stuff dont click on this, instead click "KILL THE ALIENS" on DrugMunkys sig, ...it is funny


He said it.

  • 01.03.2005 3:27 PM PDT
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...i did not say it..as u can c it is no where to be found......

  • 01.03.2005 3:35 PM PDT
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Well mine is more funny than dumb.I was on live at my buddies house and I said I HAVE THE BOMB I'M GOIN IN.Well realy my friend had the bomb,I had a rocket launcher and I blew the guards to bits.MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 01.03.2005 3:41 PM PDT
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.

I did that on Bungie.net a couple of times, it got me backlisted.

  • 01.03.2005 3:46 PM PDT
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The dot has great power...

  • 01.03.2005 3:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlackGrunt11
Well mine is more funny than dumb.I was on live at my buddies house and I said I HAVE THE BOMB I'M GOIN IN.Well realy my friend had the bomb,I had a rocket launcher and I blew the guards to bits.MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats funny?

  • 01.03.2005 4:14 PM PDT
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Me:"Ow...that door hurts my face"
Frank:"Well than don't do that"
Me:"But it wasn't my damn fault"
Frank:*Smashes my face into door*
Me:"Ow...that door hurts my face"



Me once on XBL:"Aww screw that 'hog, gimmie a Gremlin and a paintball gun anyday."
Not to stupid, but one of my team mates thought it was hilarious....must not be an AMC fan.

  • 01.03.2005 4:33 PM PDT
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i called my 2nd grade teacher grandma a few times in second grade.....not to call her old.......i was just used to saying it

  • 01.03.2005 4:52 PM PDT
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at a football game
Chris: dude, they're gonna kill us.
Me: yeah, we're gonna burn and crash.

  • 01.03.2005 4:59 PM PDT
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once i said that "elephants eat through their nose"

  • 01.03.2005 6:40 PM PDT
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this actually happened today. i was approached by my social studies teacher, mr. depaul, and i was paying absolutly no attention

Mr. Depaul: Seth, without looking at the borad, what is the title of ch. 6?
Me: Ummm...that would be pie.

  • 01.03.2005 7:23 PM PDT

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