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Subject: halo vs sex
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Okay. I'm a *looks around, whispers* virgin.

tonight my girlfriend wants to go get it on by a pool in a private neighborhood i have access too, and no one is ever at the pool @ night.

Too bad i already have plans. I'm going to a halo tournament. I think she needs to seek professional help, because her lack of understanding concerns me.

  • 06.11.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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u prolly will last 12 seconds so hurry up and get that over with and then go to your halo tournament, in that case everyone wins ..

  • 06.11.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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and we care because?

  • 06.11.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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Hmmmm.... This again?

  • 06.11.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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loser

  • 06.11.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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*starts to cry, then realises I can own you all in CTF*

  • 06.11.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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Internet threats?

Drop it.

  • 06.11.2004 12:17 PM PDT