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Subject: Disrespectful Video Makes Outrageous Claims

This disgraceful video makes wild claims using very adult language and primitive speech synthesizers. If you are under 18, do not click the following link. If you are sensitive, do not click the following link. If you think grenade spamming is tactical, do not click the following link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb8rdc-0OpQ

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  • 01.08.2008 9:48 AM PDT
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hilarious

  • 01.08.2008 9:50 AM PDT

Those who die, will live,
those who live, will die

Great, another digitalph33r video (btw, click on the link his vids are hilarious) you should check out 'master chief sucks at halo' aswell, you'll like them :)

  • 01.08.2008 10:02 AM PDT

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=246

The arbiter kicks ass.

  • 01.08.2008 10:02 AM PDT

These things are kind of funny, but I really don't see what's so great about them. I'm really surprised Bungie thinks it's worth linking to on their front page.

  • 01.08.2008 10:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: JohnMarius
hilarious


I must agree :D

I loved the "Master Chief sucks at Halo 3" series and I hope Bungie weren't shunning the video when they said it's outrageous. Outrageous is good sometimes, you know? :D

  • 01.08.2008 10:03 AM PDT
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AH HA oh man that was nice. These guys actually have some skill! They did however bring up some interesting points about the map pack though. Still can't wait for RvB to start doing a series with halo 3.

  • 01.08.2008 10:17 AM PDT

Nice reverse psychology, Bungie. That was great, I'm glad that the series is continuing, and now Chief even has somebody to argue against. Or at least, make crappy comebacks to.

  • 01.08.2008 10:23 AM PDT
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classic

  • 01.08.2008 10:25 AM PDT
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I love all of his stuff!!!11!! HILARIOUS

  • 01.08.2008 10:27 AM PDT

That's just flat out funny

  • 01.08.2008 10:29 AM PDT
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Saw that last night xD

  • 01.08.2008 10:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

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I liked the video, a lot. Very well done with great humor. Thank you Frankie!

One more thing: could someone send me a message explaining what NSFW means?

  • 01.08.2008 10:33 AM PDT

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

Posted by: Yuke
I liked the video, a lot. Very well done with great humor. Thank you Frankie!

One more thing: could someone send me a message explaining what NSFW means?

Not Safe For Work. I guess you have no job? j/k

  • 01.08.2008 10:38 AM PDT
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The beginning was amazing and hilarious. The rest was just humorous.

  • 01.08.2008 10:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Chobo 66
So here's some advice. Hookers. You give them your money. they give you a few moments of happiness. Then you go home. The way it was meant to be. Posted by: Blackbird42
Actually I listened to the audio and he said something about the body rewarding social interaction because is was necessary to survive... well so was the appendix, and now all the appendix does is explode and kill you.

omgwtfbbq

lol

  • 01.08.2008 11:10 AM PDT

Posted by: Yuke
I liked the video, a lot. Very well done with great humor. Thank you Frankie!

One more thing: could someone send me a message explaining what NSFW means?


The Urban Dictionary is your friend.

Great video.

  • 01.08.2008 11:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Sharpest
I believe we are intelligent, but we prefer to act stupid.

~The Flood

Awesome video! I can't wait for the next one. :-)

  • 01.08.2008 11:19 AM PDT

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LMAO. As always, DigitalPh33r epicly wins. Keep it up!

  • 01.08.2008 11:20 AM PDT

HALO:
IT ISNT CHOPPY ENOUGH
IT ISNT DAKKA ENOUGH

i loved MC sucks at halo, cant wait to watch this one

subscribed to DigitalPh33r during MC sucks at halo

EDIT
first page... thats a first :P

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  • 01.08.2008 11:21 AM PDT
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the video was brilliant because it was completely correct...it unfortunately seems like bungie would rather make fun of it (as usual) when they can't answer direct criticism (or questions for that matter) responsibly.

The maps weren't worth "$10" (I'm in the UK so they actually cost $12.50). I bought em, but they arent even good. I don't understand how halo 2 had like 13 maps and halo 3 has less...and then the maps conveniently come out 3 months later like they weren't ready at the beginning and bungie cover up the fact they were by saying they werent...hehe ye right.
Anyway thats not the point, I would rather play on Halo 2 maps than Halo 3 maps cos lets face it the majority of them are poor in comparison. I really hope this next map pack contains GOOD maps, remakes of Beaver Creek, Prisoner, Wizard and Sidewinder.
Also hurry up and fix the beat down crap that happens, put less nades on the maps so ppl don't nade spam, and make it more skillful.

Thats my "2 pennies"

  • 01.08.2008 11:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Clarkosaur
These things are kind of funny, but I really don't see what's so great about them. I'm really surprised Bungie thinks it's worth linking to on their front page.


Agreed. It's like the Newgrounds video posted a few weeks ago. More of a forum topic then a front-page post.

  • 01.08.2008 11:36 AM PDT

lol pretty funny, the first part was executed quite nicely with the camera imo

Arbiter made some good points

  • 01.08.2008 11:37 AM PDT

Those who die, will live,
those who live, will die

The amount of players I've spoken to that would love to see the old halo 2 maps again is enourmous, you wouldn't have to edit anything in the map like with last resort, but just bringing old maps like midship, foundation, ascension, coagulation etc. THOSE were the maps that made multiplayer and multiplayer custom games amazing in halo, I'd spend £20 for a halo 2 map pack, would be great :)

  • 01.08.2008 11:37 AM PDT
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I agree, fix the beat down thing. Its really annoying. And the maps werent worth the ten dollars. Foundry was the only good one. As for the vid, it was okay. I've seen better. Also, First page- thats a first for me too.

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  • 01.08.2008 11:38 AM PDT