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Subject: So, who was this?
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  • Elder Mythic Member

The following is a quote from an offsite forum.
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Things like have happened more than once I don't know why people think I'm the perfect person to listen to their stupid problems. But I'm glad this person did, because this is one of the funniest (and strangest) conversations I have ever had on MSN. I changed the name on the slight off-chance that any of you have him on your list and would recognize the name (which was different from his B.Net name anyway). I thought Spaz was a good replacement. Yes, I lied a little bit. I eventually gave up because we were just going in contradicting circles.

Spaz says:
hello xxxx
*unicef . says:
hello
Spaz says:
How were your holiday's?
*unicef . says:
all right
Spaz says:
Good.
Spaz says:
I think I just screwed myself over tonight.
*unicef . says:
how?
Spaz says:
Well, it all started tonight when I was playing with on of my friends in Halo 3. We decided to watch a film of this wierd glitch and my friend thought that he turned off his mike for a "certain" reason, but he didn't. And I heard everything that he was doing with his girlfriend. Funny isn't it? But it might have ruined my whole Halo 3 life.
Spaz says:
Actually I probably shouldn't say the rest. It's too depressing for me.
*unicef . says:
I'm not following this.
Spaz says:
Good. It's actually not important. Forget every single thing I just blabbered on about.
*unicef . says:
ok
Spaz says:
Good.
*unicef . says:
I don't see how hawt sex sounds are so terrible, so so far that story is just hilarious
*unicef . says:
To be terribly honest
Spaz says:
Yeah, but he's affiliated to Bungie so he may or may not have deleted the code for Recon armor on my account. You see he explained to me that everyone has a code for Recon. It can either be deleted (and possible never be recovered) or unlocked. And I overheard him and his friend talking on the phone while we were on XBL about my account. It's odd. But I don't think that he would be able to...
Spaz says:
delete the code just for that. Even though it was an invasion of his privacy.
Spaz says:
I probably shouldn't have said anything.
*unicef . says:
Wait, so you're worried that your friend, who happens to work for Bungie, will delete you from Recon forever because you accidentally heard him having sex because his mike was on, and you are inferring this from a brief snipped of a conversation you overheard because he again forgot to mute his mike.
Spaz says:
Well, he also said weird things to me like, "Your one of those many people who will never get Recon." From then on he just kept insulting me and it was starting to piss me off. And he works for bungie, but he isn't a full time employee.
*unicef . says:
Notwithstanding the absolutely *miniscule* chance of you ever even being eligible for Recon.
Spaz says:
Yes, exactly, even though it was practically impossible for me to get Recon (believe me I'm not one of those Halo 3 forum a-holes who just complains about recon), I still always loved something to look for, but now if what he was saying is true, there is nothing really to look for except new maps. But it is crazy to even worry about it. But I guess I had to vent that out without going to the...
Spaz says:
forums.
*unicef . says:
Well then he's just a -blam!-.
Spaz says:
Yep.
Spaz says:
But it could be a trap. Maybe he believes I'll go to the forums and talk about it.
*unicef . says:
haha
Spaz says:
It's crazy.
Spaz says:
the funny thing is that he told his girlfriend like three times that his mike was off. I tried telling him that it wasn't, but he turned the mike's volume down.
*unicef . says:
haha
*unicef . says:
So then how would he know that you were a Listening Tom?
Spaz says:
He told me thought he had heard something coming from his mike, but he dismissed it. Near the end he decided just to look at his mike.
*unicef . says:
You could have left, but I don't see any reason for him to be upset.
Spaz says:
I didn't leave because you could say that it was revenge, because he was saying "Oh no. Don't stop. I'm just watching this stupid glitch this kid found."
*unicef . says:
hahaha
*unicef . says:
I still don't understand his rage. Or why he wouldn't check to see if his mike was off when he was talking about you on the phone.
Spaz says:
He didn't care if I was listening or not. He even said that to his friend.
*unicef . says:
Then I'm not following any of this. Why was he going to delete it? Just to be a -blam!- to someone on his friend's list?
Spaz says:
Yeah, pretty much. He was quite embarrassed and I guess he thought that something might bad happen to him if I said anything.
*unicef . says:
Why? Bungie employees aren't allowed to have sex?
*unicef . says:
He's not even a full-time employee!
Spaz says:
Yeah, but I guess he feared that he could be fired because a 16 year-old heard him having sex.
Spaz says:
on XBL.
*unicef . says:
I hardly think that counts as corruption of minors
Spaz says:
Yeah. I don't know why he got mad. I guess he was just extremely embarrassed.
*unicef . says:
But he said he didn't care?
*unicef . says:
Or maybe *she* cared, and she wanted to exact unholy vengeance
Spaz says:
No I think he cared. I think his girlfriend found it funny.
*unicef . says:
*I* find it funny.
Spaz says:
Yes, it is quite funny.
*unicef . says:
But then he said he didn't care to his friend, and if he was trying to cause unfair retribution he would want to play up that aspect. But I still don't get how deleting it would help him in any way. Then you'd just have more incentive to tell people.
*unicef . says:
Like me, for instance.
Spaz says:
Like I said, maybe it's a trap. He thinks that he fooled me abd that
Spaz says:
Blah, I typed that wrong and accidentally pressed enter
Spaz says:
Like I said maybe it's a trap. He thinks that he fooled me and that I'll go tell this to someone I shouldn't. (Fixed)
Spaz says:
Like Achronos, then I would never get recon armor.
Spaz says:
He could have done anything and might never know.
Spaz says:
Well, I'm going to go. See ya.
*unicef . says:
bYE
Spaz says:
Don't tell anyone about what we just talked about, ok?
*unicef . says:
sure
Spaz says:
Good, bye.

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So, other than being pretty hilarious, anyone know who this is? :D:D

  • 01.09.2008 11:34 AM PDT

Veteran member of The Frozen Minority.

It's been over 100 days. Where's the Commando Shoulder Pads already?

  • 01.09.2008 11:41 AM PDT
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  • Elder Mythic Member

what is it with you and commando shoulders jeff?

  • 01.09.2008 11:45 AM PDT