- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: GreenChief
Damned trees. Never did nothin' for no one(leave breathable air out of this)!
I went snow-tubing yesterday at my friends birthday party, and all was good. Until...
THE TREE
Yeah, tubes can't be steered. They head straight for big-ass pine trees.
I was going down the hill, when all of the sudden, the -blam!-(-blam!-=tube) veered right into a tree. In a failed attempt to bail out, I just hit a tree that was next to the one my tube crashed into.
I now cannot walk. Or bend my right leg.
Bonus! After we were done tree-dodging, we went back inside the house(warm, tree-free house), and I got to watch Bourne Supremacy, projected onto a wall via kick-ass entertainment home kick-ass center.
My new year's resoltuion, become a lumberjack, and get revenge.
Trees suck.
w00t! its Greenchief! That happened to me except i went on a trashcan lid. It worked till i fell in a ditch, or the lid did. I was going downhill very fast and flew over the ditch into a tree. man that sucked. good luck healing.