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Subject: GreenChief VS. Big-Ass Tree
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Damned trees. Never did nothin' for no one(leave breathable air out of this)!

I went snow-tubing yesterday at my friends birthday party, and all was good. Until...

THE TREE

Yeah, tubes can't be steered. They head straight for big-ass pine trees.

I was going down the hill, when all of the sudden, the -blam!-(-blam!-=tube) veered right into a tree. In a failed attempt to bail out, I just hit a tree that was next to the one my tube crashed into.

I now cannot walk. Or bend my right leg.

Bonus! After we were done tree-dodging, we went back inside the house(warm, tree-free house), and I got to watch Bourne Supremacy, projected onto a wall via kick-ass entertainment home kick-ass center.

My new year's resoltuion, become a lumberjack, and get revenge.

Trees suck.

  • 01.05.2005 12:44 PM PDT
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Yay, first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greenchief, you're back! You are my Die Hard 3. On a sadder note, many things have changed. I changed my avatar to commerate Xeroh as she most likely commited suicide a few days ago. This just in, Xeroh is fine! She posted this morning.

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  • 01.05.2005 12:48 PM PDT
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Phytoplankton provide something like 70% of the breathable air anyway.

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try using ski polls to steer with next time


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I have a cool tree story.

I have a blonde friend, Amber. One day in, I think, third grade we were all on the playground. Someone called her name. She turned around and, BAM! She walked right into the tree and broke her nose. It was as funny as hell. We still make fun of her to this day. If any of you have a blonde female friend that acts, well, like a blonde then you know how funny this was.

  • 01.05.2005 12:52 PM PDT
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Xeroh commited suicide, eh? I didn't see that one coming! Hahahaha! *ahem*

Phytoplankton can't do anything right.

I don't have ski poles.

Heh. She walked into that. I had no steering abilities. I got owned by a tree. Curses!

  • 01.05.2005 12:55 PM PDT
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shes not dead she recently posted on the girls thread so hahaha your dumb...jk but she posted today
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Yay, first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greenchief, you're back! You are my Die Hard 3. On a sadder note, many things have changed. I changed my avatar to commerate Xeroh as she most likely commited suicide a few days ago. This just in, Xeroh is fine! She posted this morning.


[Edited on 1/5/2005 1:02:07 PM]

  • 01.05.2005 1:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
Xeroh commited suicide, eh? I didn't see that one coming! Hahahaha! *ahem*

Phytoplankton can't do anything right.

I don't have ski poles.

Heh. She walked into that. I had no steering abilities. I got owned by a tree. Curses!


They can make trees totally obsolete.

  • 01.05.2005 1:01 PM PDT
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Damn Invisos.

  • 01.05.2005 1:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
Damned trees. Never did nothin' for no one(leave breathable air out of this)!

I went snow-tubing yesterday at my friends birthday party, and all was good. Until...

THE TREE

Yeah, tubes can't be steered. They head straight for big-ass pine trees.

I was going down the hill, when all of the sudden, the -blam!-(-blam!-=tube) veered right into a tree. In a failed attempt to bail out, I just hit a tree that was next to the one my tube crashed into.

I now cannot walk. Or bend my right leg.

Bonus! After we were done tree-dodging, we went back inside the house(warm, tree-free house), and I got to watch Bourne Supremacy, projected onto a wall via kick-ass entertainment home kick-ass center.

My new year's resoltuion, become a lumberjack, and get revenge.

Trees suck.

w00t! its Greenchief! That happened to me except i went on a trashcan lid. It worked till i fell in a ditch, or the lid did. I was going downhill very fast and flew over the ditch into a tree. man that sucked. good luck healing.

  • 01.05.2005 1:03 PM PDT
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She is alive and kicking actually. She did leave a suicide note though. Now I can change my avatar.

  • 01.05.2005 1:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Yay, first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greenchief, you're back! You are my Die Hard 3. On a sadder note, many things have changed. I changed my avatar to commerate Xeroh as she most likely commited suicide a few days ago. This just in, Xeroh is fine! She posted this morning.


She's been "fine" for a while. Where have you been?

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Posted by: Helljumper76
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Yay, first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greenchief, you're back! You are my Die Hard 3. On a sadder note, many things have changed. I changed my avatar to commerate Xeroh as she most likely commited suicide a few days ago. This just in, Xeroh is fine! She posted this morning.


She's been "fine" for a while. Where have you been?

School.

  • 01.05.2005 1:06 PM PDT
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Zekeisthemc I laugh at you! You even changed you avatar! LMAO!

  • 01.05.2005 1:11 PM PDT
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Heh. ormally I would tell you two to stop because it will end up a flame war, but since you are both older members then me i cant.

  • 01.05.2005 1:13 PM PDT
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Let's not get off the subject of about how evil trees are.

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Posted by: madcow2021
Zekeisthemc I laugh at you! You even changed you avatar! LMAO!

I was worried so, STFU. I changed it back, but it takes time to change.
To stay on topic, I was snow boarding last year, no snow yet this year, and some retard decides to stick out his snowboard and hit me in the face with it.

  • 01.05.2005 1:15 PM PDT
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Ok, one time this tree was just sitting there being a tree and just really annoying me, so i punched it really hard. It hurt. Damn trees.

  • 01.05.2005 1:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
Let's not get off the subject of about how evil trees are.


I love trees; but I am no tree hugger. <:(

  • 01.05.2005 1:18 PM PDT
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You can't love trees and not be a tree hugger you dirty hippie!

  • 01.05.2005 1:20 PM PDT

i cant understand HOW you can blame a tree for you own stupidity?

its not the tree`s fault it was "born" there it was but you where dumb enough to jump in a tube wich you cant steer and headed down the hill, cmon how dumb isnt that so you should blame your self insted of the tree.

  • 01.05.2005 1:21 PM PDT
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You're a hippie too, aren't you?

  • 01.05.2005 1:23 PM PDT

nope no hippie here

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........................sure you're not. DOWN WITH THE TREES!!!

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Chemical panther, let me explain, I had no knowledge of the non-ability to steer the -blam!-, until it was too late.

I don't see how you could be bored enough to thrash at me for that. Go away.

  • 01.05.2005 1:31 PM PDT

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